It has come to my attention that some of you wiley rascals have already begun your decent into intoxication. And for that, I salute you! With my middle finger, 'cause I'm not drinking right now. This is bullcrap! Not only do I fuck myself up while writing the title of this thread because I am unable to write a date without putting '09 until like fucking April when I finally get used to writing '10, but now I don't even get to get drunk and wax poetic about the shameful institution that is the global calender itself either? That's it, I'm running away. With that being said- the last thread was... interesting. I still think there are extended levels of depravity and tomfoolery to be reached by you heathens. Prove me right.