Consider yourself lucky if we tell you that we're thinking of you while doing so. That's totally not creepy, by the way... it's just the male equivalent of "oh, that dress looks so good on you!".
Well that makes no sense unless he's got a pig fetish mine's the one with boobs. And Nett to me lucky is not hearing the fap fap fap. Atleast mine doesn't last 4 weeks.
This is such a relief. So the deal was sealed when he paid, and all I had to do was eat the food? I can live with these rules.
He's a man, he'll say anything to shut you up. I'm the one with the pimphand. You know right after you wipe the little dribble off of your face with the back of your hand? You just stick it out. It's when the cash hits your hand.
You're doing it backwards: get paid FIRST. Where is oh shit when you need her? She's the authority on this stuff.
You're all confused. You get the cash, like I said and then give it to me. Then I buy you some more slutty clothes and myself one of these:
I'm running on fumes here. After two months of being unemployed and sleeping 9-10 hours a day, I started work this week. I've averaged probably six hours of sleep a night. I know, I know, boo-fucking-hoo. But my body's not used to this and I'm so goddamn exhausted the edges of my vision are blurred. I only slept four hours last night because the girlfriend was full of energy and needed to be fucked to sleep. Thrice. So now I'm sitting in a chair fighting off head nods. In 30 minutes I'm hopping on the subway to go to my roommate's birthday party, which in all likelihood is going to be a shitshow. Looks like I'm relying on Red Bull-vodkas tonight. Yeehaw. Oh, and while I'm being such a little whiny bitch, I might as well mention it's like 4 degrees with a raging wind outside. Wind chill at midnight will be -13. Fuuuuuuuckkkk.
Same can be applied when I'm trying to look up your skirt. It's not that I'm a pervert or anything, I just admire a good, firm bum. And panties.
Ahh the skeevy things guys do to admire women. We've been pretty upfront lately about it but I think "the male perspective" thread laying everything out on the table might just be too much even for us.