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Weekend Drunk Thread 1/29/10

Discussion in 'All-Star Threads' started by Blue Dog, Jan 29, 2010.

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  1. Primer

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    I found 5 bucks on the ground today. Was the highlight of my morning.
     
  2. Beer Me

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    My girlfriend has started doing that for her Psychiatric Nursing classes on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Apparently it sucks so much she has to drink coffee with Bailey's in it, then again.. most Psychiatric Nurses I've met here are nuts anyways

    I'll be picking up a Half Pints "Taster" Pack tonight, 4 tasty beers from Winnipeg Canada's newest microbrewery Half Pints, I'm looking forward it, a bit of India Pale Ale, a bit of Amber Ale, and a bit of coffee stout.
     
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    I guess they made a fatal flaw: they didn't keep everything separate. So when the US economy tanked and the US L&T went down, it took the Canadian chain with it.

    But you're right. If they'd offered porn, they would have had a buffer and we'd still have cheap 1000 thread count sheets.
     
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    This statement is one word too long.
     
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    And you didn't have to suck cock for it? See Chater? There ARE alternatives!
     
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    WHAT?!! Fuck man, I'm going about this all wrong then.
     
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    So many funny things happened last night, it's a shame I can't remember them. I was wearing a yellow v-neck and my friends were calling me Spock all night, so I went along with it and busted out some star-trek jokes. I do remember calling a particularly annoying girl "a stage-five clinger... or should I say Klingon".

    Did Karaoke in front of a crowd that was comprised 40% Skinhead looking punks, 40% Ghetto, yellow-teethed thugs and 20% Normal students. We did U2 and 80% of the crowd hated us.

    Oh and I'm no longer moderating here, so I'm a regular plebe once more!
     
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    Alas, hon, for you, that is the only alternative.

    Sorry, but thats the law.
     
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    When did they pass the law saying you have to charge for head? Goddammit, this is what happens when you don't read the newspaper.
     
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    Around the same time they passed the one saying you have to swallow to seal the deal and get paid, cash.
     
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    nvm, fixed.
     
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    Can we make that ruling retroactive?

    Although, in actuality they probably paid one way or another anyway.
     
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    I thought just the act of giving head alone sealed the deal.
     
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    Amature mistake. I thought we went over this in pimp-n-ho class.
     
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    Which one is which?
     
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    Do you even need to ask that?
     
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    When is the deal sealed, then? When the cash changes hands?
     
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    This cleared up a lot of dick-sucking questions for me. Hopefully it can help you girls too.
     
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    Has anybody else noticed that when the girls started talking about BJs, the boys went quiet?
     
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    I did and I really, really, REALLY DO NOT want to know why or what they are doing instead.
     
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