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Weekend Drunk Thread 1/29/10

Discussion in 'All-Star Threads' started by Blue Dog, Jan 29, 2010.

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  1. Frebis

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    wow, IM GOING TO LOOSE TO PAYTON BECAUSE IM TOO DRUNK TO BUILD MY CITY ABOVE SEA LEVEL!

    I know the bengals suck. But I cant wait to see your team die. Preferably into a fire. after the superbowl and the levies break and your freinds/family die, etc...
     
    #201 Frebis, Jan 31, 2010
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    Beefy Phil, that slide tackle was fucking epic.
     
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    Whoah woah waoh whoa. Jubes is a girl?
     
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    I THINK MY CHILI IS FAMOUS EVEN THOUGH A SMALL MEXICAN CHILD IN TEXXAS WTIH AN ONION COULD MAKE BETTER CHILI WITH A FLAT HEAD SPOON AND HIS BUTTHOLE!

    AND NOBODY HAS PAID ATTENTION TO MY STATE SINCE DREW CAREY LEFT!
     
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  5. Frebis

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    If having fun implies bragging about your significant other playing videogames... then you need to die in an AIDS fire. It's quicker than normal AIDS, and doesn't involve comic books. You are lucky.
     
    #205 Frebis, Jan 31, 2010
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    Ha, nice. So cheesy, it's awesome.
     
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    ONLY BECAUSE HURRICANES CANT COME THIS FAR NORTH!
     
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    Oh, I wasn't bragging - merely stating fact. And I'd like to avoid AIDS if at all possible.

    Hooray vodka!
     
    #208 Jubes2681, Jan 31, 2010
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    AND PEOPLE STILL CHOOSE TO LIVE HERE AND TRAVEL HERE RATHER THAN FACE THE ALTERNATIVE- A LIFE OF BLAND CHILI AND BCS TITLE LOSSES!

    INSURANCE IS A BEAUTIFUL THING!
     
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    you can't avoid that unless you are practicing abstinence, because your boyfriend is pretty obviously a fagot.
     
    #210 Frebis, Jan 31, 2010
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    Am I honestly having a ball busting contest with Frebis? Wow - such a thing should not exist.
     
    #211 Jubes2681, Jan 31, 2010
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    it's funny. I worked for an insurance company and denying you fucks payments was a favorite part of my job. IM GOIN GTO LIVE BELOW SEA LEVEL YEAHEYEAHAHAHAHHA.....AND I WILL BITCH WHEN MY HOUSE GETS SWEPT AWAY!!!I!I!I!

    Darwin wins

    And after that who cares about the chili?

    Because your friends and family died/got poor. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YEAHHHHHH!
     
    #212 Frebis, Jan 31, 2010
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    We aren't busting each othes balls. you are dying. of HIV (soon to be AIDS)
     
    #213 Frebis, Jan 31, 2010
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    And a strong monkey will rape you in the ass because you can't do anything to stop him, and it is therefore good. So sayeth natural selection.
     
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    Ah, thanks for the clarification. I'll have to tell my family of my certain demise.

    And, again, thank the gods for Vodka! I'm sure to pay for these mixed drinks in the morning, but right now? Fuck yeah, Vodka!
     
    #215 Jubes2681, Jan 31, 2010
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    Bruce Dern does whatever the fuck he wants.
     
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    You dont need to tell them. They have known since you were 16. They have actually prepared themselves and put aside money
     
    #217 Frebis, Jan 31, 2010
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    I have a feeling I'm going to have trouble waking up in the morning. I'm a bottle of red wine in, and almost all the way through a 12 pack. It hasnt' been too bad of a night drinking by myself.
     
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    Yeah, you're probably going to be hurting tomorrow. Shit happens. My 12 pack of beer and mixed drinks aren't going to end well tomorrow, either.
     
    #219 Jubes2681, Jan 31, 2010
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    Fuck tomorrow, we haven't slept yet, so it's still tonight.
     
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