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WEEKEND APRIL FOOLS DENOUEMENT and Pranks Thread!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by DrFrylock, Apr 2, 2011.

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  1. DrFrylock

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    GOOOOOOOOD AFTERNOON TiBitches!!





    HOW IS EVERYONE THIS FINE AFTERNOON OF APRIL THE SECOND?

    I see the confused look melting off some of your faces right now. As you are no doubt surmising, you have been Punk'D. So sorry about that. As you are all cynical motherfuckers who were barely fooled by Nett's "subscription plan" thread, we needed to turn it up another notch.

    I want to thank the entire cast of our little online drama.

    Chater for keeping it real and hosting the party, as usual.
    Shegirl, in the role of provacateur and "Nettdata's whore."
    Blue Dog as the "Voice of Reason."
    Aetius, as our version of the Greek Chorus.
    and finally, last but far from least, Nettdata, as the gigantic behind-the-scenes asshole.

    I want to relay that all of these characters are fictional, and any resemblance to actual persons, living, dead, or fictional (like my "sister"), or fictionally dead (like the same), is entirely coincidental.

    For the record, I do not have a sister.
    anymore.
    Just fucking with you. No seriously.

    I will post a wrapup with what we have learned from this experience momentarily. I would also like to say that we deeply regret if the egregious incest/suicide related plotline was too extreme for some viewers. Overcoming TiBbers' cynicism on a good day is very difficult, but doing it on April Fools Day is goddamn impossible.
     

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    Re: ITS FRIDAY- FRIDAY! FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN! WDT 4/1/11

    How dare you! Idiots were red dotted!
     
  3. DrFrylock

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    Re: WEEKEND APRIL FOOLS DENOUMENT And Pranks Thread!

    Let me add:

    FOCUS: Discuss how badly Punk'D you were or make shit up about how you were not fooled for a minute.

    ALT FOCUS: Best April Fools pranks from anywhere!
     
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    Re: WEEKEND APRIL FOOLS DENOUMENT And Pranks Thread!

    FUCK
     
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    Re: WEEKEND APRIL FOOLS DENOUMENT And Pranks Thread!

    If April Fool's pranks are meant to make you feel terribly uncomfortable, then you guys are winning.

    There were a few minor details about the whole things that didn't make total sense but I was effectively punk'd....as evidenced by my green Fry dot "I'm sorry for your loss."
     
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    Suicide is no joking matter sir.

    Does this mean that the drunk thread can return to it's normal drunkenness? If so, all is forgiven.

    I still say that a rule should be implemented making suicide off limits in the wdt. Kills the mood, ya know.
     
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    Re: WEEKEND APRIL FOOLS DENOUMENT And Pranks Thread!

    Mother fuckers.

    But I still think Shegirl is a weirdo.
     
  9. Nom Chompsky

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    Re: WEEKEND APRIL FOOLS DENOUMENT And Pranks Thread!

    I'm confused.

    I thought ALL of the mods were "the white"?
     
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    Re: WEEKEND APRIL FOOLS DENOUMENT And Pranks Thread!

    I have to say that the number of genuinely concerned PM's and emails I got was touching.

    I felt badly for being a party to the charade, and apologize profusely to all of you who feel anger at being deceived.

    Not.
     

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    Re: WEEKEND APRIL FOOLS DENOUMENT And Pranks Thread!

    And rest assured that the site is not suffering any financial issues, as Chater is indeed making a mint off of it.

    So much so that he can afford to take Greyhound for the 12 hour tour to St. Paddy's Day celebrations.

    That's "Fuck The Wino" money.
     
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    Re: WEEKEND APRIL FOOLS DENOUMENT And Pranks Thread!

    Some are whiter than others. So white, in fact, it's painful.
     
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    I would like to state for the record that I was woken up by a text asking me wtf was going on. At which point I was tempted by all manner of suicide jokes:

    -Suicide is not the answer, unless the question is "what is the only thing Frylock's sister has ever succeeded at?"
    -Frylock may have a 10 inch penis, but he's not hung like his sister is
    -Frylock is the responsible one in his family, ever since he got his license he's been driving his sister to suicide.

    But ultimately settled on just making a Shegirl vagina joke and going about the rest of my day.
     
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    It was funny because it was plausible.

    That's the best joke of all.
     
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    Re: WEEKEND APRIL FOOLS DENOUMENT And Pranks Thread!

    Although I did not post, I fell for it hook line and sinker. At my age you would think I would know better. Well done.
     
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    Re: WEEKEND APRIL FOOLS DENOUMENT And Pranks Thread!

    All too true. I make Milky from "Me, Myself, and Irene" look like Barry White.
     
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    Re: WEEKEND APRIL FOOLS DENOUMENT And Pranks Thread!

    This is true. So any rumors you might have heard while drinking Diet Coke about "alternative revenue streams" are entirely false. So go back to your delicious Hot Pockets, or reading your Amazon Kindles, or researching Hot Party Boys Now.
     
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    FOCUS: There is a company called Atlassian that makes a whole bunch of software development tools that I use. I laughed my ass off when I got this email from them yesterday.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.atlassian.com/en/angrynerds" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.atlassian.com/en/angrynerds</a>

    And there's a connection there, as the company/group that invested heavily in them also invested in the makers of Angry Birds, so there's a really good chance that it's actually done with the help of their makers.
     

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    But no really, I actually would like to sincerely apologize if the subject matter hit home for some of you. In such a large group that is inevitable. The whole thing was not really planned, so many of the twists and turns of the story were developed on the fly. We needed something that would be realistic and serious enough to overcome the cynicism of all y'all on a day where it would be at its highest. I think we accomplished that goal. That said:

    LESSONS LEARNED FROM TiB PSYOP #1

    • Frank is the most cynical of you cynical motherfuckers. He actually didn't believe it for a minute. Everyone else was had.
    • We strategically red-dotted anyone who suggested this was not anything but 100% real. As you all know, TiBbers FUCKING HATE red dots, but this was more effective than I could have possibly hoped. Seriously, you could kick most of their pets and that would piss them off less than red dotting them. That convinced nearly everyone who was a holdout.
    • Solaris doesn't like SheGirl. I see he has outed himself above to save himself the embarrassment of being outed here. Good man.
    • Many of you think I am an annoying monocle-wearing pompous pseudo-intellectual and were just waiting for a moment like yesterday to let out your passive-aggressive rage. I assure you, there is nothing "pseudo" about me. I wish you the best of luck with getting your threads run, ever. HAHA BITCHES.

    Unfortunately the mods here are not exactly a University Brochure Photograph of diversity. Indeed, we put the "Cauc" back in "Caucasian." We will enter conclave and discuss this matter.

    Best Regards,
    --Your Pompous, Monocle-wearing, Tweed-jacket carrying Academic Twat of a Mod
     
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    Re: WEEKEND APRIL FOOLS DENOUMENT And Pranks Thread!

    Seriously?

    How do I replicate this?
     
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