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Wednesday Stupid Thread: Shorsses

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Sep 11, 2013.

  1. ssycko

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    Oh, so then you must own quite a few gimp suits. Real leather, of course.
     
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    Well, I tried it and I apparently have too much of dat ass to make it work. Additionally, I have a very long torso, creating a balls out monstrosity that most closely resembled a giant snail being evicted from his home. Violently.

    My dog watched it go down and I got that 'you really are a dumbass' look that dogs save for very special occasions.
     
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    Oh man, I didn't know you kept shatnez, sorry for teasing you about your faith. Watch out for ballsack though.
     
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    PT shorts anybody? Anybody? They should change "jogging in formation" to "ball parade."
     
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    I am wondering the same thing, Mr. P is not little but I looked at his b-ball shorts and there is no way I could get those on like that without she hulking them to shreds.
     
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    All of my running shorts are damn near booty shorts. On the other end of the spectrum, bf's basketball shorts are enough to wrap around me twice. Wish I could participate. Wah wahhhhh
     
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    I wear basketball shorts around the house, but I do think they have have a sweat pants-slobbish look on men. I don't get the gigantic ones. And then you pull your socks up to the knees so you look like the ringleader of an 80's jazzercise video. Sweet threads, Cooldude.

    That's me. Taking on the Big Guys.
     
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    I don't think anyone's going to complain if you just post pictures of yourself in the booty shorts. I'm sure Nom would get the ball rolling on that, too.
     
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    I hate that most gym shorts have been reduced to just basketball shorts. Damn things are too long for my stubby legs. I look like some fucking lazy cholo with them on.
     
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    I learned something new about my husband tonight, he owns exactly zero pairs of basketball shorts. He is also out of town and I pilfered through his drawers. I hope to hell he doesn't notice because I don't want to explain that I was looking for shorts I could wear with one side over my head for a photo for the internet.
     
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    If I need to go somewhere nice, I'll throw on jeans. If not, it's basketball/athletic shorts at all times. COME AT ME BRO.

    Also, these motherfuckers pulling this off must have skinny legs, cause this shit is not working out.
     
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    Yea I agree, or they bought triple fat sized shorts.
     
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    I think you need the baggy basketball short for this. I'm a pretty skinny dude, and I could barely get my legs to fit, and then all my business was hanging out.
     
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    If anybody is going to have a variety of men's throw away apparrel, it's Audrey. She can figure this whole thing out.
     
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    I've always secretly suspected when celebrities willingly go into public dressed like that, they go home afterwards and laugh about it; like its some sort of joke. It has to be, I mean wearing a costume for a movie or a music video is understandable; but wearing that or this...

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    How... Why?
     
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    What, you've never put your legs through the sleeves of a sweatshirt and then put a dress on over it?
     
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    I'll 5th the comments about baggy shorts.
    How in the fuck are any of you getting both your legs through one leg hole?
     
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    And that scrawny little child/dude got to fuck Selena Gomez and probably countless others he had no right to.
     
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    If you're wearing anything other than basketball shorts to a go-go bar, you aren't getting your money's worth.


    I am totally down for this, but I need to wait til the family is out of the house. Somebody's gonna wish they never started this thread.
     
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    And Beiber probably has syphilis too. Give it time, just like his parents, he'll be in a trailer soon enough.