If you want to wear a dress, and all you have is basketball shorts, you're in luck: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/09/dress-out-of-shorts_n_3895826.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/0 ... 95826.html</a> For those too lazy to read, you basically put both of your legs into one leg of your shorts. Then, put your shoulder through the other leg. This is what it looks like: Focus: Do this and post a picture. Alt-focus: Discuss this, and, I don't know, other makeshift fashion? Look, this is a stupid thread for a reason. Go wild. Trainwreck away.