Wednesday Stupid Thread: Shorsses

If you want to wear a dress, and all you have is basketball shorts, you're in luck:

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For those too lazy to read, you basically put both of your legs into one leg of your shorts. Then, put your shoulder through the other leg.

This is what it looks like:





Focus: Do this and post a picture.

Alt-focus: Discuss this, and, I don't know, other makeshift fashion? Look, this is a stupid thread for a reason. Go wild. Trainwreck away.

 

Because I obviously practice what I preach, people:

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I'd make a snarky comment about the two guys on the left and some sex acts, but my gut tells me that no sex acts are going to occur because they both only want to bottom.

Alt-Focus: This disaster:

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Honestly, if she's going to emulate Brigitte Nielsen, she needs to start hitting the weights. That's the only way she's going to be able to make that haircut work.

 

That you think that first pic is a chick is my favorite part of this thread so far.

 

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If you want to make everyone think you're an asshole, you have a long way to go before you're on the plateau of Chris Brown Level Of Asshole:

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Now, let's get stupid (do the Humpty Hump!!):

Jesus Christ, you couldn't look like a bigger douchebag if you were FIVE Popped Collars Cool. Fashion is so empty. You know what looks good, and that's what you go with. Bippity-Boppppity-Boo. That industry is such a clusterfuck, filled with scum and horrible personalities who design shit that no colour blind, near-sighted gnome would wear digging in a diamond mine.

Here comes the new billion dollar spring line from Versace that is completely ridiculous-looking! That can be afforded by no one! That will be worn in public by nobody! See you in the summer! SATAN COMMANDS YOU TO BRING MONEY.

 

I don't appreciate you rubbing your non-colorblind privilege in my face, oppressor!

 

This one is one of my favorites. Especially since his caption was "hope I'm not late to the party, boys!"

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I clicked this thread not knowing what a "shorss" was.



I'm so sad I know now.


edit:
I will also say that due to the ridiculously disproportionate size of my ass, nothing like this is happening here.

 

Nom makes a hot debutante. Tibers, please follow suit.

 

Basketball shorts are as stupid looking when worn properly as they are when worn as a dress.

I suppose a caveat can be made for actual basketball players.

 

I know, I hate being comfortable and having the ability to move freely. It is the WORST

 

Comfort is the last refuge of idiotic clothing.

What clothes do you typically wear that are so uncomfortable and restrict your movement so drastically that you have to resort to the male version of capri pants?

 

seconded.

 

EXACTLY.

Basketball shorts are so fucking lazy. Seriously, when I see a guy in basketball shorts who isn't playing basketball, I automatically assume he doesn't wash his taint. Someone lazy and sloppy enough to wear basketball shorts outside of a sports game is someone who probably feels that lifting up his balls and soaping underneath is too much work, man.

That being said, I love this shorts-dress thing. Carry on.

 

Those thighs are dude thighs. Of this, I am sure.

 

So I can safely assume that neither of you would be caught dead wearing a t-shirt, right?

 

Yea I agree, clearly a dude.