The last wedding I attended was very progressive, yet very redneck at the same time. Redneck- We didn't wear tuxcedos. My friend didn't want to make the wedding party rent tuxcedos we would only wear once. Instead we were told to go to JC Pennys and buy this shirt/pants/tie combo. No jacket. The kicker? The shirt and pants didn't match. Only one person had a suit on. He was the preacher. Progressive- The maid of honor was a guy. Who reportidly was straight, yet I found him to be fairly efeminate. He was the brother of the bride. Now for the funny- If you watch the video of the wedding I can't stop laughing. The preacher has a lisp. The maid of honor is a fag. We are dressed in our redneck get ups. I laughed for a solid 20 minutes. The maid of honor gave a speach that made me feel so uncomfortable I almost left. He talked about how he was the only man that had ever seen his sister naked. And how they had tripped together before while naked. As if that wasn't wierd enough, he was talking about tripping and falling. It was very incestuous. The night ended with me blacking out and bumping and grinding with the brides mom while her father cheered us on. Chater - I have no clue why you don't want to go to weddings. Ones with an open bar are a blast. Everyone gets shit canned. There are lots of horny young girls. What isn't to like?