Somehow? Riiiiiight. The first festival, not concert, I went to was Ozzfest in 2000 when I was 15. Two girls started making out in the pit for attention. A circle formed and some fat chud grabbed a huge handful of the girl’s gooch from behind. She yelped and stepped out of the fray. These days that guy would have left on a gurney but back then a meat head just yelled at him for ruining the moment until he walked off. I was just gobsmacked. Girls flashing at concerts and dirt bike races was the only access to seeing boobies in the flesh for a good amount of my youth.
I was an awkward, shy early teen with zero game. I wish I could've claimed that it was my magnetic personality and killer good looks
She had to be aware as my hand was *this* close to her crotch, I'm saying I'm unaware how that got to be.
Aw hell, is it Rapture Day? Lord please don't take me until I get to eat dinner. I got a sauce on the stove, my pizza dough has raised, the cheese is shredded, and the traeger is on. Happy Fall, yall!
Nice. Yesterday I made a point of using the last of my fresh basil, so made a tangy spaghetti sauce with some nice balsamic, chopped up prosciutto, garlic, and some really funky caramelized onion cheese... it was amazeballs. Was amazing over some fettuccine with some freshly grated mozzarella. So all hail the sauce!
I only wish I had gotten more pictures. What I posted was really only about half of what all we made.
Day 3 of a coworker (27 y/o) calling in because he rolled his ankle over the weekend. I've said it before and I'll say it again, this generation is soft.
Got the kids to make some birthday cards for my mom. They come to me all happy with themselves while i was eating breakfast. They both went on google translate, my son picked spanish, my daughter picked french. So my moms birthday cards are written in spanish and french, and they will make her translate it. I don't know why but i can't stop laughing.
You should prep your mom with google translate knowledge so the kids are shocked she could handle it in stride.