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[WDT] YO MOMMA'S SPECIAL DAY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, May 12, 2023.

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  1. dixiebandit69

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    NOBODY watches those shitty awards shows anymore.
     
  2. Juice

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    I didn’t even know she was the babe from Glass Onion until someone mentioned it. I have a terrible grasp of celebrity culture, so that’s not saying much.
     
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    One celebrity I did know of, and had a crush on, was Bridget Fonda. Glad she aged well.

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    She was in a car wreck and broke vertebrae I think.


    Me personally, I'm sadder when they fuck up their face with plastic surgery. Meg Ryan was a huge crush of mine and Tibette crushed my dreams posting her duck face here a number of years back. I read an article because she was just out for the first time in a while and she got raked online. Writer said it was unfair to mock her for how she 'chose to age' and that it's a no win situation. Botched work and your mocked, age naturally and your a crone. The latter I have issue with. Absolutely no one gives shit to Meryl Streep or Helen Mirren or Diane Keaton for aging. It's a superficial industry and if you embrace that aspect and fuck up your body with plastic surgery that's on you. Madonna has reinvented herself as a Martian.
     
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    When it comes to Hollywood, it's usually not a matter of aging naturally vs getting surgery, but rather getting good surgery vs getting bad surgery.
     
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    Yeah those pesky car wrecks adding 200 lbs.
     
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    If you’re beautiful and weren’t insanely insecure enough to get plastic surgery, chances are you will age well (see: Rachel Weisz). Unless of course you are Russian, in which you will age like a turtle that crawled out of its shell, washed up on shore and died in the exposed sun.
     
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    happy mother's day to all you whores out there
     
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    Helen Mirren was pretty awesome in that "Solos" series. She aged like a fine wine.
     
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    Have you ever broken a vertebrae? You will put on weight.

    It takes a long time to heal and you can't do anything physical. I stress fractured one in my late teens and for months I could barely even put on socks let alone workout or even take a short walk.
     
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    No, but I’ve had an inverse relationship between exercise and caloric intake before, and I gained weight that way.

    It was a nice Mother’s Day until my brother decided to show my mom a video of a Russian soldier committing suicide after getting hit by a Ukrainian drone strike.
     
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    More kink shaming
     
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    My wife struggled with weight after she got hurt and her physical activity dropped to almost zero. The prescription Wegovy injection has helped her lose it all, even with very limited exercise. She is back to her weight when she was hurt, and looks amazing.
     
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    Is he saving the video of one Russian soldier (perhaps under coercion) sucking the dick of another Russian soldier until both of them get killed by a grenade dropped from a drone for Father's Day?
     
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    No, he's got the one where a Russian drowns in a 2 foot deep stream for Father's Day.

    The blowjob video is for her birthday.
     
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    A woman went missing back in December. Apparently they just identified her remains. Her husband has been arrested for murdering, dismembering, and scattering her remains over a "3 mile radius" in the woods.

    Turns out the husband was a high school friend of my girlfriend at a very small, rural high school. She said he was the nicest guy in high school - soft spoken, band geek, nice to everyone.
     
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    Well, not everyone.
     
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    What if she started it?
     
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    I find case studies like this fascinating. Did the killer suffer a mental break? Was he an abuse victim who finally just fucking snapped on the perpetrator? Was there a difficult to explain accident (because the coverup is quite gruesome)? Was he a real psychopath underneath a purposeful facade?

    What does your lady say about the murder?
     
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