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[WDT] YO MOMMA'S SPECIAL DAY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, May 12, 2023.

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  1. bewildered

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    Here's your annual warning that mother's day is on Sunday. Make sure your mom and the mom to your kids knows she's important.

    My favorite stripper mom. Also probably the only stripper mom I know by name.

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    I just spent 10 in minutes composing a limerick about Stormy Daniels to commemorate National Limerick Day, but it was terrible and I dutifully feel terrible. Share your favorite, or compose a new one.

    Happy Friday! My mint is going bonkers and my mother in law is in town for the kiddo's birthday, so maybe some deck mojitos are in order.
     
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    There once was a woman named Stormy
    Whom Trump paid because he was horny
    He committed a crime
    During election time
    And now the legal issues are thorny
     
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    Damn, them some titties.
     
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    Her videos, are eehhh.
     
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    irrelephant

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    I watched with the sound off.
     
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    I was talking about the trashy clown tits porn star.


    I dont know who the black girl is but she does seem to have just about a perfect set a tits anyone could wish for.
     
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    It's blowing my mind a little bit how few people on the board seem to recognize her. She's been in three Oscar nominated movies, two for best picture, one of which won. She's been nominated for a Grammy eight times.
     
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    I recognized her when Rush mentioned her role in Glass Onion. She had a very strong classy style in that movie. In the clip she is singing and dressed... Well. You saw it. She looks way different.
     
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    I watch The Sopranos exclusively. It just runs 24/7 at my house.
     
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    I dunno. Maybe that's why she did the nude album cover, racy video and flash?

    Janelle to agent: Nobody knows who I am!
    Agent: Boobs, sex tape, or DUI?
    Janelle: Sigh. Boobs.
     
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    I saw her in concert 5 years ago, and she was popular enough that she played two shows on consecutive days here at a venue that has a capacity of 2500 people.

    She also puts on an amazing show. I highly recommend seeing her if you ever get the chance.
     
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    “He was gay, Kubla Kahn?”
     
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    Im also boycotting the Oscars for not allowing Richard Dreyfuss to play in black face.
     
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    That’s not why they banned him. It’s because he wanted the performance to be believable by showing up ten minutes late for it.
     
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    Just got back from a week in LA and man, I just don't get why people want to live in that city. What a fucking shithole. We were in downtown LA and there were streets that I didn't walk down in broad daylight. That whole news blurb about stepping over human feces? 100% true. And yet, the other half needs to showcase how much money they have. Saw a dude wearing a pair of white high-tops with a brand name I've never heard of (Celine) I looked them up and they're $890!! WTF pays $890 (not counting the 9.5% sales tax) for a pair of white sneakers?
    https://ktla.com/news/local-news/photo-gallery-homeless-encampments-of-los-angeles/
     
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    The only good thing in LA
     

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    Yeah... I've been to a few conventions in LA and it just didn't do anything for me.

    My first trip out I stayed in La Hambra(sp?) which was bad enough that the cops stopped me on the sidewalk and highly suggested me and my white ass relocate to a different hotel before I got shot.

    It was awesome.
     
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