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[WDT] WORLD WHISKY DAY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, May 14, 2021.

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  1. bewildered

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    Tomorrow is world whisky day. Are you celebrating? I'm early here, with my whiskey and sprite.

    Also, it will be International Family Day. We're celebrating my child's first birthday, and grandma will visit for the first time. Cupcakes, mimosas, and sausage dogs will be had. Are you vaccinated and ready to party again?

    In celebration of FaMiLy day, and as apology for a late WDT, here are some breastfeeding tittays

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    Happy Friday! I'm in a time warp and thought it was Saturday.
     
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    Rush is going to be pissed.
     
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    Better than the alternative.
     
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    Maybe he's into "watersports." You never know.
     
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    I give up
     
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    On everything but the whisky, I hope.
     
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    That one is gone. I don't know exactly where it went. Very mysterious. I will have to pour another and ponder this great perplexity.
     
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    Look for a hole in the glass. I find the one on the top is the biggest culprit.
     
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    Not being able to remember where your drink went is nature's way of saying you've had enough.
     
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    Well, well, well. Aren't you the angel on my shoulder.
     
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    Does that make Nett the devil on your other shoulder in this scenario?
     
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    Who just bought his first pipe wrench?

    this guy.
     
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    Someone has a leak.
     
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    Actually someone has a trailer hitch ball that won’t come unstuck so someone found something metal and heavy to clamp down on the nut and band on it

    also dibs on “Nut Banging” as a fantasy football team name
     
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    This sounds like something that occurs on a ranch.
     
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    wonder why I stopped drinking?
     
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    I'm used to being disappointed in @bewildered 's boobs.
     
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    gotta take what you can get
     
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    A combination of me just waking up from a nap, being a blurter, and having rusty social skills after this last year culminated in my mother in law and her husband, who I have met once, arriving and me declaring "hey! I heard you had a clot in your leg!"

    (They arrived later than expected due to needing more frequent stops)

    The fuck is wrong with me.
     
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