Tomorrow is world whisky day. Are you celebrating? I'm early here, with my whiskey and sprite. Also, it will be International Family Day. We're celebrating my child's first birthday, and grandma will visit for the first time. Cupcakes, mimosas, and sausage dogs will be had. Are you vaccinated and ready to party again? In celebration of FaMiLy day, and as apology for a late WDT, here are some breastfeeding tittays Spoiler Happy Friday! I'm in a time warp and thought it was Saturday.
That one is gone. I don't know exactly where it went. Very mysterious. I will have to pour another and ponder this great perplexity.
Actually someone has a trailer hitch ball that won’t come unstuck so someone found something metal and heavy to clamp down on the nut and band on it also dibs on “Nut Banging” as a fantasy football team name
A combination of me just waking up from a nap, being a blurter, and having rusty social skills after this last year culminated in my mother in law and her husband, who I have met once, arriving and me declaring "hey! I heard you had a clot in your leg!" (They arrived later than expected due to needing more frequent stops) The fuck is wrong with me.