When I was in college my friend was walking across campus wearing a Foo Fighters tshirt. Some older guy walking the other direction said "Hey man, nice tshirt" as they passed. My friend turned to see who it was, and it turned out to be Flea. Huge amounts of natural talent, one of the most successful musicians in rock history, and even he went back to school to learn theory.
I had a dream last night that Ted Cruz and I split a bag of gummy worms while sitting on a bench on the boardwalk in Atlantic City. He kept asking me about my homework. It was weird.
That's almost as weird as the mine with a seven foot tall Bill Cosby, set during the apocalypse. He was basically like Negan from TWD. I was in a cell and he'd beat me because I hadn't yet agreed to join his post-apocalyptic regime. Not young Bill Cosby. Like, old Bill Cosby's head on Shaq's body.
Since he was basically the only thing about the show that isn’t terrible or horrible, probably. But considering the reason it’s happening is because Happy! was cancelled, no. Has the past ten years of the show been Ice T acting shocked whenever he (once again) finds out that pedophiles like having sex with children?
The “rendered sketch” is icing on an already delicious cake. One of the greatest news segments of all time.
It would’ve be better if it was only that. It’s been Benson getting preachier and preachier about whatever topic was recently in the real world news cycle, with the added bonus of the rest of the cast being annoying and wimpy as hell.
It is snowing its ass off at my house, in south central Virginia, on the last calendar day of winter. Big, wet, nickel-sized flakes. That's something that hasn't happened in a while, that I know of.
We had a WET, miserable winter. Not as cold as years past, but less mild days than I remember. I wore muck boots for nearly a month, no other footwear, and nobody looked at me weird. I'm seeing more people wearing the tall rubber boots in public than ever before, by a huge amount.