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[WDT] WORKING MOMS [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Mar 12, 2021.

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  1. bewildered

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    Happy National Working Moms day.

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    Share your stripper name here so we can hack all your personal accounts. Aaaand, go!

    Today is also Girl Scout day. What's your favorite cookie? I am a big fan of the thin mints, which are superb in the freezer. Then mint oreos were discovered, and that's all she wrote.

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    And so, another week bites the dust. Happy Friday, you idiots.
     
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    So... what you're saying is that Girl Scouts grow up to be strippers?
     
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    When my daughter sold Girl Scout cookies she would typically get the order form in January. Our sales strategy was to take her to the bar during football playoffs and she would take orders at halftime. Everyone was hammered, in a good mood, and knew me, so she would sell 4 or 5 cases in a matter of minutes. Cash up front of course.
     
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    Outside of thin mints and tagalongs their offerings are dried crap. Every Keebler offering is better. If you actually like trefoils I don’t know what to do for you. Compressed cardboard dust.
     
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    Thank you for posting the chart with the correct names, unlike those abominations from the other bakery.

    I like Samoas, Thin Mints, Tagalongs and S'mores. I'll eat the Do-si-dos, too, in a pinch, but don't care for the toffee ones or the trefoils. I haven't had the lemon ones, but those don't seem like my thing. We didn't get the caramel chocolate chip or Toast-yays around here.
     
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    You guys are fucking hilarious.

    Y'all have shit for health care, but you have 93 types of GG Cookies.

    Up here in Canada, we have ONE type of cookie now. It used to be 2; vanilla or chocolate. Now it's just Chocolaty Mint.

    https://secure.girlguides.ca/site/SPageNavigator/COOKIE_fall_homepage.html

    Some inner voice tells me you have your priorities in the right order...
     
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    Toast-yays are basically bigger versions of the frosted animal crackers (aka the only good animal crackers), and they are delicious.

    But yes, Thin Mints and Tagalongs are the only other ones worth buying.
     
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    Those are delicious, but i miss the chocolate mint ones that came in the wrapper.
     
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    Your inner voice:

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    Someone is jealous of our Freedom™
     
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    I worked at Wendy's with a girl when we were both 16. We fooled around a little during breaks but it never went to the next level.

    Fast forward about seven years and I see her on the stage, stripping. She wasn't using a stripper name. She used her real name, Kat. Short for Katherine, I imagine, but she had always gone by Kat. I had a ton of money so we just went to the VIP room for hours. We talked and caught up and I tried to tell her she needed a real stripper name. Together, we came up with some good ones for her to try out. I wrote her a song, that almost made her cry.
     
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    "And that kids, is the story of How I Met Your Mother."
     
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    I've always thought that "Urethra" would be a great name for a black stripper.
     
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    Nah... more like:

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    I'd take your concern for our health more seriously if your liquor store didn't call you because your orders are so big.
     
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    And I can buy delicious knockoffs of them from Aldi's for a buck. Scam.
     
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    they’re just doing welfare checks
     
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    Sir, do you know what you are doing to your liver?
     
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    That's what the free healthcare is for, duh.
     
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