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[WDT] WINE DAY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Feb 18, 2022.

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  1. bewildered

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    Happy National Wine Day.
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    If you're still in the throes of winter, try some mulled wine this weekend. I think I will pick up a fresh Black Box for the weekend to celebrate.

    I tried to find some images with the combo of twerking and boxed wine, and alas, the internet has failed me. I did find an article on twerking that some of you geriatrics might find helpful: https://www.thedailybeast.com/an-old-persons-guide-to-twerking

    Happy Friday, my dear fellow idiots. Hubs quit his job today and is home early after turning all his stuff in. Ahoy! great weekend is ahead.
     
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    Woah! Was this planned? Did a damn break? Enough was enough?

     
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    @Nettdata I recall you recently posting something about your current favorite red wine. You mind saying what it was again? Looking for something new to try this weekend.
     
    #3 jdoogie, Feb 18, 2022
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    Ha!

    Sorry, that was a dramatic way to phrase it. He gave his 2 weeks and today was his last day, Monday he starts the new job. The new employer is actually a contractor for his current employer so it's an easy shift. Didn't have to move for this promotion and raise, yeehaw!
     
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    Nice!
     
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    2004 E&E Black Pepper is my all time favourite.

    It’s an Aussie shiraz from the Barossa Valley.

    It’s my favourite wine region.

    Peter Lehmenn is a prodigious winery from the area and I recommend any of their high end stuff, like The Promise, Hare’s Chase, etc.


    Failing that, Icoscelese by Justin Vinyards, is also one of my all time favourites.

    The Prisoner is another one from California.
     
    #6 Nettdata, Feb 18, 2022
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    National Wine Day is May 25, I think. Today is Global Drink Wine day, but either way, enjoy some wine.
     
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    I’m not much for wine but my brother got married at this place and his wife grew up within walking distance of it, it’s fucking good wine. I had such a massive hangover but it was worth it.

    https://shop.gunbun.com/Pinot-Noir/SHOP.AMS?LEVEL=MID&CAT=PINOTNOIR

    I’m partial to the Noir or Pinot Gris but I’m told all the options are great.
     
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    So... I'm watching the Pam and Tommy series.

    The scene where he's talking to his dick? Wait... dick seems somewhat... lacking. Schlong?

    Anyway, the scene where he's telling his schlong that he's fallen in love, made me lose my shit.
     
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    I don't have Hulu, so I haven't watched yet. I was pretty excited that I'd get to see Lily James naked,
    but found out it's prosthetics and wasn't as interested.
     
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    I just want to meet the wizard of a casting director who was tasked with casting Pam Anderson and said "you know that petite brunette who played Churchill's demure secretary in Darkest Hour? Her."
     
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    It was probably her Deborah from Baby Driver that did it.
     
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    I'm not watching it, but I can imagine that guy talks to his dick a lot. If I had to guess, I'd say the writing team needed at least one discussion on which one of them is the retarded one in that dialog.

    I want to start a new wellness trend based off of Bo Burnam's joke about muscular vaginas, and sell supplements called "Vagain". "Turn that weak little pussy into a peachy dick guillotine with VAGAIN" (Cue monster trucks, lightning and Steel Panther guitar solo).

    In other news, 8 hours sleep across four days is like artificially distilled lunacy: potent, fragrant and offers some advantages to the natural version.
     
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    Or the idiot in Baby Driver.
     
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    Todays wordle is hard. That is all.
     
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    I didn’t like it.
     
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    Got it in 3. Maybe sleep depravation from my newborn son has given me Rainman-like wordle powers.
     
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    I also got it in 3. Smarten up, retards.
     
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    Got it in four.

    Now that the NYT is in control, they’re more likely to repeat letters.
     
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    You should play worldle. It’s like wordle but you have to guess the silhouette of a random country.
     
    #20 xrayvision, Feb 20, 2022
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