I can honestly say that Shimmered's and RON's fake tits are the first ones I am actually looking forward to seeing posted.
Define "brain." Though I'd be totally down for it. I haven't had the ability to balance in the last decade since the surgery, and I have the broken bones to prove it. More worrisome, they always told me I could go blind at some point, and recently I've been a little worried since I've had troubles seeing both far away and close up, so I have a doctor appointment for when my wife and I get back from our trip. I'm hoping it's just because I'm getting kinda old (30) and need glasses, but of course it could be a lot worse and I do have legitimate reason to worry. Whatever. Bad eyesight doesn't stop you from feeling a nice pair of tits. Am I right Shimmered?
That ^ is a yes. I don’t mind the Mariners. But I hate the Cards and Houston is gross. Ms. Negative tits. They’re like scooped out and left divots in my chest. Tits for brains? Probably. I mean. Yes.
God bless us everyone. Although, Shim is probably doped up on a lot of heavy drugs and will forget all about this in a few months when the new equipment is installed.
I seem to recall years ago that Shimmered was trying to decide between a motorcycle or new tits. I hope she got that scooter, cause she is soon to have them new C cups.
If her experience is anything like mine (and this was a decade ago when doping people up wasn't as refined), then she's having a beautiful experience right now. I went for one hell of a carnival ride. Most incredible experience of my life, and I can totally understand why people do heroin and chase the dragon and all that. Hell 11 years later I'm still seeking adrenaline rushes, doing things I'm afraid of, in order to come close to the high that morphine gave me. It's *close*, but not the same.
RON just wait till some transexual propositions you in the Castro District on Saturday. That will give you the rush you seek. Or just go kayaking in the shark infested areas of Monterey Bay on Monday.
From experience I take it? We're seriously considering it actually. Something about tempting fate seems oddly exciting.
I also made this and thought it was really good. I think ROTN might be onto something with mushrooms and potato added in, just for some additional texture. I can also attest to the mustard gas it produces. I'm pretty sure my cats are still cross eyed.
So this has been making the rounds. A woman in florida was involved in a car chase, crashed her car, got out and ran into a field. The cops on the ground couldn't find her until the helicopter gave them a really easy hint: follow the cows They wanted her to moooooove outta their field real quick!