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[WDT] WHO WOULD YOU RATHER [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Aug 4, 2018.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    In the US, when a dangerous suspect has barricaded himself inside a house, we call in the negotiators and SWAT team.

    In Russia, they do things a little differently:

     
  2. Crown Royal

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    Pretty sure that’s just the Boston Police.
     
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    I drove a '69 for about 5 years, and I miss that thing, but it was a fucking money pit. I now have a '14 2SS/RS with the 6 speed short throw and a V8 rated at 426bhp. I love her. Her name is Bernie. As much as I appreciated my first gen Camaro, I really enjoy working AC, a functional convertible top, and bluetooth from my phone.
     
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    You know, Toytoy, that's how I feel about 4th generation F-bodies, but not 3rd gens.

    That's right, as much as I brag about my Firebird, I actually wanted another 3rd generation Camaro to replace my '92 RS that got wrecked.
    I just went with the Firebird because it was such a good deal and in such good condition that I'd have been a fool to pass it up.
    The front fascia on the 3rd gen Camaros looks like an evil robot face, whereas 3rd gen Firebirds look like a frog.
     
  5. Revengeofthenerds

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  6. xrayvision

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    Go home Amazon, you’re drunk.
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    Can anyone explain this? They never tried to deliver anything today. They said it was out for delivery all day, even though the delivery date is supposed to be tomorrow.
     
  7. Revengeofthenerds

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    Sometimes I'll get deliveries from them before the date they say. Note that it reads delivery was EXPECTED tomorrow by 8 pm, not that it was guaranteed on that date. Usually anything bought through prime is pretty reliable as far as when it gets delivered, but sometimes if an item is from a 3rd party seller but ships through prime or just your standard delivery, their tracking isn't always completely accurate.
     
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    I don’t amazon because their stuff stresses me out. Things like this are a pain.
     
  9. Crown Royal

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    Lots of places send you stupid mail. The other day I got something from this phone service company saying “Last month our reading says you spent a total of $0.00 on long distance calls. With our maximizer, you can reduce these costs significantly.”

    ...well, there you have it. By signing up with this crack team I can bring my charges down to below nothing.
     
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    They’ll pay YOU to make calls.
     
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    Oh come on... nothing to lose your tits over... geesh.

    too soon?
     
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    She wants Amazon to go tits up.
     
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    Am throwing a dinner party tomorrow night... sous vide prime rib that's been marinading for a few days, many bottles of wine, home made cheesecake... it'll be nice. Here's hoping that the weather doesn't fuck it up for us (calling for thunderstorms, which, if you've been watching the weather out of Toronto over the last few days, has been no joke.

    But the piece de resistance is the garlic soup I just spent 3 hours making. It's not so much soup as it is roasted garlic puree; 50 heads, probably about 400 cloves. When you have some, you will produce weaponized gas at quantity within 12 hours. I do believe @Revengeofthenerds made this and can attest to it.

    Meanwhile, it is so nicely flavoured and balanced that you don't know it'll just fuck you up later on.

    Can't wait.
     
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    Right on time!


    I pretty much walked into this head up and eyes open - my moms cancer diagnosis was the impetus to go ahead and move forward with it all.
     
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    Did you at least PM Rush a pic, for posterity? Hell, I bet you he'd even take the "post-op cleanup" angle... he's demented like that.

    But of course you'd have to post the new ones, just so you know that they did them right. Right?
     
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    Have any of y’all ever sat in on a consult with a plastic surgeon?
    They’re. Brutal.

    “Yeah so your breast are a bit wonky - one is higher than the other and your nipples are slightly lateral so I’ll fix that later...”

    And I’m like.....”......k.........”
     
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    As I repped you, I've known a few people who have died from breast cancer. You 1000% made the right decision. Don't ever question it. Also, now you can make jokes about having no boobs, even if they land... flat?

    Sorry. Too soon. Maybe just the bootie thread then?
     
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    Not so much brutal, as just 100% clinically detached... like... zero empathy. 100% analytical. We're talking android.

    Never mind jaded to fuck over tits.
     
  19. Rush-O-Matic

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    Well, on your back and eyes closed. Unless they really botched the anesthesia.

    Don't be crass. It'll be some time before the reconstruction (remodel?) surgery. Then of course she'll post option pictures for us to vote on.
     
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    It's not being crass, it's a public service for one of our own. Duh.
     
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