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[WDT] VETERAN'S DAY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Revengeofthenerds, Nov 10, 2023.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    Anyone have any plans for Veteran's Day weekend? My boys and I are taking a bunch of American Flags and going to line the road leading to the neighbor's house which burnt down. Master Sergeant in the Air Force. Then tomorrow I'm going to run a half marathon wearing this beautiful piece of Americana
     
  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    Was in Jenn-something? Jennytaliya or something? That used to post drunk a lot? I miss that.
     
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    Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
    Hell, I'm over the legal limit most of the time I post to this day. Same with Nettdata.

    The difference is that guys like us can hold it together when we are trashed.
     
  4. Revengeofthenerds

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    I just assume everyone on here is fucking plastered unless stated otherwise
     
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    I really need to proofread my posts, I’m glad it brought a laugh though.

    It should have read “don’t mind the fall back…”

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to charge my Jitterbug.
     
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    Sorry guys, I'm over here making soap. Thanks to @Revengeofthenerds for kicking off the new week.

    Thanks to all our veterans.

    @Rush-O-Matic , can I depend on you for some pretty ladies?

    Happy Friday everyone. Be safe.
     
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    Oh, God, no, I assume everybody here posts drunk at least half the time. I meant the gibberish part. Seems like there was somebody that would pop in late Friday or Saturday night and post some random 6 word gibberish.

    Nope, sorry, you'll just have to post yourself in the boobie thread.
     
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    Fight Club soap or the kind that slaps you in the face when you walk by Lush?
     
  9. Revengeofthenerds

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    Every Veteran once gave a blank check payable to their country for an amount up to, and including, his or her life.

    To all of you on the board who have or continue to serve, in any capacity: thank you.

    Unless you're serving Russia, then fuck you you little cunts.
     
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    Hah. I guess it's closer to Lush.... But I have considered putting my soaps on ropes.
     
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    Excellent for camping and prisons.
     
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    ...and for beating the piss out of somebody. Could be at camp, could be at prison, or if you're having a really bad Friday and Karen will NOT shut up.

    Soap on a rope is here for you
     
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    Don't tell the bald clown your secrets or they th won't let link video their wet grunmble grumble hahaha.
     
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    fake
     
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    Some crazy shit going on in a nearby town here in Upstate NY.

    Apparently last week a town highway worker found a homemade bomb of some kind along the road. Called the police, they and the FBI took care of it and launched an investigation.

    Last night a U-Haul was stopped on a state highway with suspected “hazardous materials” and the suspect arrested. ( God only knows where he was going and what he was transporting. ) This morning they executed a search warrant and found enough “hazardous materials” that they evacuated nearby homes, shut down the area and had to call in more FBI agents and assets from Quantico.

    The fire department and Red Cross are taking care of the people that have been evacuated and state police said it could take up to 48 hours to clear the scene and open things back up.

    No clue as to what the materials are, police are being pretty tight lipped. Allegedly this guy was on the radar though, and had been interviewed a couple years ago for some suspicious purchases.

    The best part? The house where he lives is right across the street from the police station.

    This shit is crazy.
     
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    Oh Canada....

     
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    One thing that I learned is that the fuzz is almost never at home in anything other than large cities. The station is there for paperwork, maybe, and assignments at the start of shift.
     
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    Yeah, our police department has a black box with a phone that connects directly to 911. The dispatcher sends an officer to the building if you need one. Our friend had to wait a while when trying to file a police report on her ex husband when broke into her house.
     
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    I really need to get myself a grift. Too many stupid people somehow have large amounts of cash.

    https://archive.li/8ROax
     
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    Thanks to all y'all who served.

    What's it called when you say a word over and over and it stops sounding like a word at all? I just spent the last ten minutes reading about "pine tar" and it's a mess in my head. Pine tar? Painter? Tar pine? Tarpeen? Tarpon? Tarpoon? Harpoon? What the fuck is the word anymore?
     
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