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[WDT] TOKYO 2020/2021 OLYMPICS [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Jul 23, 2021.

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  1. bewildered

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    Last year's summer Olympics were postponed due to covid and are now taking place. https://www.cnn.com/world/live-news/tokyo-2020-olympics-07-23-21-spt/index.html

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    This is the first time the games have been postponed. They were canceled three times due to world wars, however.

    My husband's cousin is on one of the teams competing this summer which is pretty neato.

    In Olympic games related news, I heard that this team was fined for wearing too much:

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    https://www.fatherly.com/news/norwe...l-team-fined-refusing-to-wear-bikini-bottoms/

    Tomorrow is National Tequila Day. Salt the rim, pour a shot, and suck the lime. It's time to watch some Olympic athletes compete. Got a favorite?

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    Happy Friday, you idiots. Stay cool and don't work too hard.
     
  2. Chase!

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    I dislocated my shoulder yesterday. Which Tequila goes best with painkillers?
     
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    There's a Painkiller cocktail made with rum. However, it seems pretty fruity, so I never tried it.
     
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    How suicidal are you?
     
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    Need a hug?
     
  6. Chase!

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    Depends on the day, why?
     
  7. Chase!

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    I'd actually take one right now.
     
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    Have you been back to the cuddled? I miss that saga.
     
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    The summer Olympics are woefully corrupt and inflict debt snd misery on every city they’re held. Toronto’s greatest feat was rejecting them. They’re commissioned by people so dirty they would make FIFA executives shake their head in disgust, I’ve long lost interest in them.
     
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    @bewildered to the front desk please, @bewildered to the front desk.
     
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    I'm here but if anyone touches me, I'll scream while emptying a fire extinguisher on them.
     
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    It’s remarkable you ever procreated with that attitude.
     
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    Maybe she’s one of them frisky girls that likes having a gun shoved in their fuckin’ face.
     
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    Immaculate Reception.
     
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    Careful, it's the internet. Some weirdo out there is into that.
     
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    I don't think any of you are near me anyway. I'm still seeing Ashley every week so I'll get a hug on Monday.
     
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    My giant husband shot semen into my cavernous vagina from the other side of the house.
     
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    I used to take painkillers with booze for years.
    As long as you don't get stupid with it, it's a lot of fun.

    My pick: NOT TEQUILA.
    Fuck that shit.
     
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    Why do you think I called it the Immaculate Reception? Duh.
     
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    Years ago a couple beers and a Percodan or Demerol and I was quite content to sit alone in the dark and drool on myself.
     
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