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[WDT] THE GANG SOLVES THE SUEZ CANAL CRISIS [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Mar 26, 2021.

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  1. Zach

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    It’s fallen a long way since George Mallory decided Everest should be climbed “Because its there.”

    ....and if any of you happen to be one of the rich assholes who pay sherpas to carry their shit up Everest for them, make sure you say “Hi” to George Mallory, because he is still there:
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    The fact that there’s so many dead people just laying around up there is fascinating to me for some reason. It’s crazy to think you can give directions based on the bodies like it’s a normal thing.

    “And you keep going til you see Green Boots, then take a left til you see George Mallory’s corpse.”
     
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    The climbers are all taking one of a very few optimal paths to the summit and the conditions mean that the corpses will mummify rather than rot. It's really more of a testament to how extreme the conditions are that they overwhelm our natural tendency to retrieve the bodies or give them a respectful burial.
     
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    Everest is too mainstream. Now K2 is where your balls grow. A near impossible hike to base camp. Sixty degree slopes. Weather so horrible it makes it unclimbable for months. Kills one in every four people who touches it. That is where the cool kids party: on this planet’s most foreboding death-tower:
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    ...and remember, it’s only a few feet shorter than Everest.
     
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    Just got an email blast from Chassy Media (Adam Carolla's mostly-racing-themed media company) and they're doing an interview with Tucker Max.

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    Looks like he is getting ready to reenact this

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    Found out yesterday that a guy I used to work with was stabbed to death in his backyard this week. The world is a fucked up place.
     
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    Looks like he's giving the black power salute. Has he become woke?
     
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    So happy to be having a long weekend this weekend... anyone have any special plans?

    I'm finally at that point where I can start moving back into my home office. I still have a bunch of finishing work to do to it, but at least it's usable now... floors in, all painted... next step to get shit on wheels so I can just move everything out of the way and finish off one wall at a time.

    It's going to be nice to finally have a killer man-cave.
     
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    Is that like a rape basement?
     
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    Only if you assume other people will see it.
     
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    In honor of Opening Day, I added this little jewel. Paying $120 for a card I got in a 10 cent pack as a kid is just nuts, but I've almost completed the 1973 set now which is something I never did as a kid.

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    Whenever I hear the term "man cave," it sounds like the name of a gay bar.

    Sorry, but that's what it brings to mind.

    In other news, all of Jungle Julia's ducklings are doing well.
     
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    I think Tucker is kind of lucky he never made enough money to get "Me Too'ed".

    I am with Dixie on this one, man cave sounds like some weird Neanderthal fetish term for butt holes.
     
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    I get to see my parents for more than a brief few minutes for the first time since Christmas. They are both vaccinated so they are coming up for the whole weekend.
     
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    Tomorrow is 4.3.21

    don’t know what’s happening at the end of the day, but I’m scared
     
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    Everybody's microchip vaccine detonates like at the end of The Kingsman.
     
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    I committed to doing something for work this weekend because I am an idiot and forgot that it was Easter.
     
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