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[WDT] ST PADDY'S DAY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Mar 15, 2019 at 10:18 AM.

  1. bewildered

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    Focus: St Paddy's Day
     
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    Got any pictures of her butthole?
     
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    Happy Friday everyone!
     
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    There are some on the internet. Have you used Google?
     
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    Got to love kids honesty

    daughter: daddy your hair is really thin on the top.
    me: yes it is
    daughter: you have lots on the sides, but not much on the top
    me: yes that is right
     
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    But then I’d have to filter through all the pics of your wife’s butthole, and who has time for that?

    <3
     
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    More like his mom's.

    BOOM ROASTED
     
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    This post is a very sharp change in tone from the ones around it.
     
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    Sorry, for breaking the trend.
     
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    What... he's not talking about his asshole?
     
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    Green beer...ugh.

    I have a gig each night this weekend, tonight's starts at my usual bed time. I took Monday off to recuperate, and not from drinking. Getting older sucks.
     
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    Serious question, is she a porn star I can look up?

    I’ve also grown weary of St. Paddy’s day. The last good one was like 8 years ago when it was unseasonably warm and sunny. All the bars were packed and I drank from 2pm to 4 the next morning. I’d die if I pulled the same shit today. Fitting to be cold but not cloudy.
     
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    The St. Paddys day parade in this city is an absolute shit show. It was fun when I was 25. Now at 33, its people just stumbling in and out of bars and throwing up while the parade passes.

    Im going to attempt to make some bangers and mash for dinner.
     
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    I realized I was out of touch during the wedding last weekend. Anyone heard of "icing"? I hadn't... apparently it's the new thing, where you trick someone into grabbing a smirnoff ice, then when they do, they have to immediately drop to a knee and chug it. The bride and groom brought a case of the stuff to the venue. Since it was at a state park, there had to be a cop monitoring alcohol. Somehow this devolved into the cop helping "ice" people. So much for not encouraging binge drinking or whatever he was supposed to be doing there -- the cop and bartender took an empty can, filled it with margarita, and iced my wife with it.
     
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    It’s a tuuuuma.
     
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    Try 2006.
     
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    Wasn't my idea. They're early 20s so maybe it was a high school thing they did. I don't know. Never saw the point in drinking games, since I didn't need anyone to tell me to keep drinking.
     
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    Used to listen to Larry Miller a lot on his podcast and with Adam Carolla (hypothetical road trip bit), and then he "fell down" at a show he was doing, had some major brain injury as a result, and basically went MIA for months/years.

    I just watched the most recent NCIS and Larry guest starred...first time I've seen him since then.

    Holy shit, he has aged a LOT since the accident.