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[WDT] SPRING IS HERE [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Mar 24, 2023.

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  1. bewildered

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    Deeply satisfied pooper

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    Spring has sprung! At least, around here it has. I've been busy outside with one thing or the other.

    "Naked in a meadow" yields far superior results compared to "sex in a meadow."

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    Happy Friday, y'all! What are you getting into?
     
  2. GTE

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    Clearing a bunch of bushes/hedges and pavers to make room for one of these. Tired of grilling in the rain.
     

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    Nice.

    I’m currently looking at a powered retractable awning to replace the pedestal retractable awning I have now.

    One that mounts to the side of the house and is self powered. Would free up a bunch of space on the deck, never mind it’s almost impossible to find a replacement for the cloth awning part that is currently rotting out. Seems like the only option is to buy a whole new awning which is fucked.
     
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    This afternoon, I'm getting back into drinking some beer.
    As some of y'all may have remembered, on Tuesday I had some words regarding alcohol consumption, and its supposed effects on sleep.

    Also, that same night, Jungle Julia and I had an argument about a red shop rag that one of the dogs dragged to the back yard; she wanted me to stop what I was doing immediately to go pick it up, because I "forget everything when I've been drinking."
    This woman obviously doesn't realize that I forget things all the time, even when I'm not drinking, and have been doing so all my life. Ask anyone who has known me for years.

    So I've gone three days without booze, and still feel like shit in the morning.

    On what I'm sure is a completely unrelated point, JJ is about to start her period any day.

    Cheers to the rest of you idiots. I plan to go the whole week without booze next week, but right now it's the weekend, and I've earned this.
     
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  5. Revengeofthenerds

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    you should offer her a beer to wash down her midol
     
  6. dixiebandit69

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    She doesn't believe in any sort of OTC pain killers for her period, just weed.

    I make sure that she always has that available.
     
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    Sometimes I'll want a cocktail or craving a glass of wine but nothing really hits the spot like an good, ice cold beer.
     
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    My 3yr old is a master of delay tactics...he's currently pooping to avoid nap time.
     
  9. bewildered

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    Happy spring!

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    We used to have photos of large breasted women here and now we see fornicating earth worms?
     
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    Kink shame much?
     
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    Yes. Yes, we do.
     
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    Those large-breasted women asked "would you still love me if I was a worm?" and apparently your answer is "no."
     
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    Wasn't it Ghandi who said, "post the titties you want to see in the thread"?
     
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    Chris Chan is out on bail for raping their then-80 year old mother who had dementia.

    there. That is now something that you know.
     
  17. dixiebandit69

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    Are you serious?
    I was just listening to the guys on Cum Town rip on him yesterday. What a coincidence.
     
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    Everyone ripped on him. The most bullied person in the history of the internet itself, to a point where it metamorphosed his entire phycological profile.

    ..Back when you could say what you want, to whoever you wanted, and their were no repercussions. They way we liked it.
     
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    He deserved every bit of it.
     
  20. Revengeofthenerds

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    I've read in multiple places that he's the most written-about person ever. Would not surprise me.
     
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