She wasn't competing. I don't see how he did anything wrong? If she wanted to potentially win then she could have asked for him to feel her up too.
Hahaha. Would you like to know how I know that your wife is the only relationship you've ever had with a non family female?
Oh I understand that women are ALWAYS competing, especially against other women. I was just giving him his out.
I was listening to some old playlists today, and I was reminded about the time that the Jonas Brothers tried to do a wholesome cover of the song 6 Minutes by LFO, in which the refrain "I need six minutes with you" is clearly about fucking. There, that's a thing that you know now.
I saw a Seinfeld episode last night that i had never seen before, and I thought I had seen every single one countless times. It was the Puerto Rican Day Parade episode. Apparently, because there is a seen where Kramer accidentally burns the Puerto Rican flag (it makes sense in the context of the episode), some found it offensive and it was never re-broadcast or aired in syndication. It was a pretty funny episode since we get a few of the character alter-egos (Art Vandalay, HG Pennypacker, etc. in the same room), but it was weird to watch an episode for the first time and would never have seen it if it wasnt on Hulu.
Both of those albums were responsible for wrecking multiple boomboxes. The first time I played F.O.D. on Dookie, I turned the volume all the way up because it was so subdued, and then at like 2 min in, bye bye KOSS speakers...
So today some bald guy and a punk kid brought in this RV, wanting us to install a bunch of laboratory equipment in it. I'm sure it's probably nothing...
I'd much rather see that and be at that wedding than at some of these $100k+ ceremonies. Best wedding I've ever been to, hands down, was when a friend of mine bought his first house with his girlfriend. We all showed up to help move in and had a housewarming that night. Early on he asked for our attention... "this is our pastor, Bob... he's going to marry us now. If half of you could stand on that side of the yard, the other half over there, that'd be great." 20 minutes later we're all BBQ'ing and drinking our faces off with the new couple. It was fucking awesome... and when I got married I tried to do something similar... just small, 10 people, at the in-laws cottage, with the local justice of the peace. Ceremony done in 15, then back to drinking and lawn darts.
Our wedding was 400+ people, free food/booze. It was almost a decade ago and some people still talk about it.
I stressed about our wedding, but it went so fast and smooth that I wish I hadn’t been so worried about everything. People had fun, we ate food and drank beer. All went well. My wife tried to put my ring on my right hand, and I turned to the crowd and said “sorry guys, it’s our first time.” That ended up being the part everybody enjoyed the most. Well, me doing karaoke and picking “the Humpty Dance” was up there too.
I’ve been to dozens of weddings. There is one key secret to a good wedding , and only one. Two words: Open. Bar. ....all the betta fish centrepieces and Pier One Imports envelope birdcages don’t mean shit. People don’t go to weddings looking for trouble, so limitless booze provides a far better time when people don’t have to watch their wallets. It makes bar service WAY faster too.
Our wedding was exactly what we wanted. A party. We both wanted an open bar. We both didn't want a million kids running around. We both didn't want many of the formal wedding events; Groomsmen, bridesmaids, ring bearers, forced speeches, assigned seating, two hours of pictures etc. Just a quick 10 min ceremony and then party time. Her daughter walked me down the aisle. Her son walked her down. Her dad cried. Great day. One of the "musts" for her was a fancy dress. And come on, am I going to say "No" to this?
Yep... my bride and I both got changed into our respective outfits, and everyone else stayed in short-sleeves and flip flops. As soon as the ceremony was done, we were back into shorts and flip flops.