Next week is spring break for those with chillums. Will your week be like this? Spoiler Or more like so: Spoiler Fill your liquor cabinet and it'll be okay either way. Grilled Peach and Pineapple Sangria: Ingredients 1 bottle (750 ml) sauvignon blanc or other white wine 2 cups lemonade 1/2 cup orange liqueur 1 tablespoon butter, melted 1 tablespoon sugar 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 3 medium peeled peaches, pitted and halved 1/4 fresh pineapple, peeled and cut into 4 slices Directions Make sangria by combining wine, lemonade and liqueur. Refrigerate. Meanwhile, in a small bowl, combine melted butter, sugar and cinnamon. Mix well. Brush butter mixture over cut side of peaches and all over pineapple slices. Grill fruit, covered, on a greased rack over medium direct heat 4-5 minutes. Turn peaches and pineapple. Grill 4-5 minutes more. Remove from grill. Cut each peach half into 5 or 6 slices and each pineapple slice into 5 or 6 pieces. Add three-fourths of fruit to sangria, reserving remainder. Refrigerate at least 2 hours. Before serving, thread several pieces of reserved fruit onto appetizer skewers. Pour sangria over ice; serve with fruit skewers. Focus: Spring break shenanigans Alt focus: National Mom and Pop Business Owner's Day. Own your own biz? Never taking a spring break vacation again? I'll raise my glass to ya.
The closest I'm going to get to shenanigans is hopefully buying a car this weekend. I've managed to put it off by about 7 years, but it's getting to be too much of a pain trying to make it out the northern suburbs of Chicago to see my wife's brother and his harpy of a wife, her parents in the western suburbs of Chicago, or my family back in Indiana. Hopefully, we won't have to use it too much outside of that. But it'll be nice to have it handy. Especially whenever her brother and sister in law, inevitably, act like huge assholes to us and we can just make an escape instead of being stuck with them for an entire day/weekend.
Hmm. I just realized I have 2 bottles of unopened white wine here. What would be a better substitution for that sangria recipe, the pinot gris or chardonnay?
Haven't had a drink in 3 months and lost 25 lbs after changing nothing else from my diet. Not sure if worth it.
The last time I drank ended up with me vomiting in a hall, my sister having to fish my vomit streaked glasses out of the trash, leaving a concert early, air travel while hungover, and more puking in the airport bathroom. I'm gonna try to take it easy this time. Learning from your mistakes and all that jazz.
I'm now 3 weeks into my new job. At the moment I'm the only guy in an office of 11 women. Today they all started talking about their lopsided tits...ie...how.one is bigger then the other and all the difficulties that ensue. I'm thinking that come Monday morning I'm going to tell them all about how my left ball keeps falling out of my underwear.
Telling them, toytoy? A picture speaks a thousand words....don't be shy. Those ladies deserve your best.
Or you could just buy new underwear with decent elastic around the legs and throw out the old saggy ass Y fronts
You know, I was super skeptical of CBD oil. I took some last night and I slept great. Maybe it was coincidence or a placebo effect, but it certainly seems like it helped.
Hang in there. I used to work with mostly women. At a Christmas party we were all hammered and two or three of them decided to see who had the best tits. So my job was to feel them ( through clothes, we were at a public place ) and decide. Fortunately my wife had a sense of humor about it.
Makes 'does my ass look big in this?' seem like an easy question to answer. How did they react when you told them your wife had the best tits?
In my experience it's marginally beneficial. I've tried it a bunch, and I'm hyper skeptical of any drug or supplement. It helps me with back and joint pain, and I take it with my tea every night because apparently I can't wait to be 70. Doesn't hold a candle to actual marijuana, but for something that's legal and natural, it certainly takes the edge off. And since you can't OD on it (no one knows the proper dosage, actually), there's no harm.
Sober me would have known to answer that way. Drunk me figured she wasn't competing, and declared someone else a winner.