So what’s your Rink name? It’s like pro wrestling or stripping, you all have an alias like “Satan’s Hitgirl” or “Scissors Queen”.
The family and I went to our first roller derby match (game? Event?) last year. There’s a team here locally and we finally went. It was fantastic. More interesting than I would have thought, very exciting at times. A fun night. We’ll be going back.
I picked up a strain of flower called Garlic Cookies today when at the dispensary at the encouragement of my buddy who was bud tending. Due to the virus, you can’t smell or check out the product like usual. This shit legit smells and even tastes a bit like garlic bread. It’s freaking me out a bit.
My sister just sent me the following video and told me to do it to my wife with my weighted blanket. If y'all wonder where I get the fucking with people from, I come by it naturally. My whole family are assholes. So yeah I'm gonna throw it on my wife as she's walking across the room. She'll crumble like a bag of chips.
I drug a friend of mine to the first bout this year and after seeing it once he wants to do bootcamp and join the league. I’m sure by the time fall rolls around he’ll change his mind but I hope he doesn’t.
It used to be, I remember watching it on TV when I was a kid (I imagine this was the late 60's) and each team had a male and female unit. It's now been 2 weeks I've been up here. The reason I ended up here and not in Missouri was because "Boo Hoo....it's snowing in Flagstaff, I don't want to deal with snow." It's snowed almost every day I've been here. It's 4:30 am and there's about 4" fresh on the ground with snow predicted for the next 6 hours. It's to late in the year for this shit.
The only time I’ve seen men involved is when it was on TV and it’s fakeness was more cringey than pro wrestling.
Abneretta: Is the Roller Derby League you are in a flat track or banked track league? Good for you for getting out there.