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[WDT] SPRING BREAK 2020 [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Mar 27, 2020.

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  1. Riggins

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    No question. My Russian 3 on 3 basketball locks were just disabled, so I gotta find an avenue somewhere.
     
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    League of Legends my friend. I've been through all of it and I've landed on E-Sports as it's the last thing going on right now.
    I ended up winning a bunch of money on a tip about Mexican soccer and I've been riding my profits for the past few weeks.
     
  3. Revengeofthenerds

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    ok dude that's pretty bad. Like I know times are rough and everything but why would you let a madden game distract from your bourbon drinking?
     
  4. Crown Royal

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    All Jon Jones had to do to keep himself out of jail was stay indoors. And he even fucked THAT up. Good thing he’s one of the greatest fighters ever, because he is a seven-layered loser in life.
     
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    He’s his own worst enemy. All his feux religious humility shit that he spouts after he fucks up just get more hollow each time. He’s just a grade A piece of shit.
     
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    Anyone else still working, at their job's offices, and kind of disappointed you aren't off able to finish all the shit you'd do if you were? I was talking with my supervisor about it the other day, the general lack of energy to accomplish anything at night after you get off work and then barely doing anything productive on the weekend. I could use a solid 2-3 weeks off each year to get my car worked on, work on the house, get my shit together with resumes and job certs, and so on. I honestly don't know how people juggle work and life and manage to go to school or RAISE KIDS.
     
  7. Crown Royal

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    I just want to hear the excuse this time...

    “I can commit any and all crimes through Jesus Christ, who strengthens me.”
     
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    I spilled a glass of bourbon on my keyboard last night, so I spent this morning taking it completely apart and cleaning it, which I've been meaning to do for a while. You would think that any competent touch-typer would be able to put the keys back in place in the right order, but it seems that a lot of that is actually subconscious muscle memory. I ended up having to get another one out as a reference.
     
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    Shouldn't that be in mother fucking rants?
     
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    Rant: I discovered this morning that I apparently spilled a glass of bourbon on my desk and keyboard last night.

    Rave: It looks like I did not send out anything horrible over text, email, or social media.
     
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    I spilled numerous glasses of bourbon in my mouth last night. I’ve spent most of the day trying to replace the keyboard in my head.
     
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    anyone else planning to fuck with anyone tomorrow for April Fools?

    Trying to think of someone to do this to:

     
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    I hear coughing on the produce at a grocery store is a real knee-slapper.
     
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    yeah anyone who jokes about covid deserves immediate jail.
     
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    And those twats are being dealt appropriately strict punishments. One of them got thrown in state hospital for a 51/50 before being charged with terrorism, REAL nice place to spend some time. I’ll take Rikers, thanks.
     
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    Well hell. I was sitting here playing a video game and I felt the building kind of rolling. At first I thought I was losing my mind, but no...it went on for half a minute or so. It sure as hell felt like an earthquake, but we don't get many up here.

    So I finished off my game and checked the internet...right at that time there was a 6.5 just north of Boise (About 400 miles south.) Kind of odd that I felt it way up here, but I'm happy to know I'm not losing my mind and imagining earthquakes.

    Years ago one of my buddies worked in a nursing home and there was an old guy that was an absolute asshole. He also used a wooden walking cane with a rubber tip. About once a week my buddy would saw about 3/8" off the cane and replace the tip. It took awhile, but the old asshole started complaining to anyone that would listen that he was growing. They thought he was insane and ignored him.

    Not really a nice thing to do to an old person in a nursing home, but it's also funny as hell.
     
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    What a terrifying video consisting of dangerously stupid and insane psychopaths. And much more unwelcoming could a country be?

    If this sort of behaviour is encouraged even in a fringe level, I’m never travelling there again. Ever.
     
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    To add, the guy who does the journalism and the channel is fantastic. He’s honestly one of the best news reporters going right now, and I hope he goes places. I mean, besides that AVN masterpiece he finds the greatest people on earth:

     
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    I haven't worked except one two Saturdays since the second week of March.

    Salons are closed until at least May 4.

    But I've repainted my downstairs, most of the family room upstairs, and organized my closet as well as taken care of some house plant propagation so I've got that going for me.
     
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