OKTOBERFEST! Beer, maidens, and maidens with beers. What could be better? The one in Germany was canceled but you can still celebrate at home with some seasonal beers. Which is your favorite this year? It's World Smile Day. So smile with your eyes behind your covid mask to Improve mood Lower blood pressure Relieve stress Better your relationships Boost the immune system Relieve pain Increase life expectancy I'm going to smile because it's Friday! Woop woop, weekend here I come. It's also National Hair Day. I have quite a bit of that, how about you? I've been trying out this Nopoo thing lately. Riveting, I know. So far the results are underwhelming. Y'all have fun this weekend.
That's kinda what I figured, but since the suggestion was made it seemed polite to at least ask. You never know. Thanks, everyone, for your thoughts and prayers.
Does anyone know any good, off-colour jokes? Example: Spoiler A man comes home to find his wife packing all her things into a suitcase. "I'm leaving you, Ted," she says. "But why?" Ted asks, "What's happened?!" "I was watching Dr. Phil today, and he had a prostitute on. She lives in Las Vegas and says that she charges $500 for a single blowjob! I figured, why put up with all your shit and be stuck here, if I can move to Vegas and get paid $500 each time!" She continues packing. When she comes downstairs with more clothes to add, Ted has also brought out a suitcase. "What are you doing?" she asks him. "I'm coming with you," he says. "What? Why would you want to come with me?" she asked. "Because I want to see you try and live off of $1000 a year," he replied. We have a job mobilizing on Monday and one of the workers collects these kinds of jokes. I used up all my good ones last year.
Teeth won't do the job, they just get stuck in between. I get the long hairs with scissors, then go in with a razor for the tight spots and shaping.
A couple of weeks ago we went to Oktoberfest at a local German-American club that’s been around about 100 years. They’ve got a grove, pavilions and buildings and throw an awesome event every year. I had the Kronen and the Hacker-Pschorr, liked them both.
Diamond Dave retiring. What a crazy, unique, showman. https://www.reviewjournal.com/enter...im-throwing-in-the-shoes-im-retiring-2451302/
I'm stress-baking. Last night I made a pizookie (UGH, what twat waffle decided to call it that?), out of chocolate liqueur. Two days ago, I did a massive, whole-pan cream cheese pancake under a dark chocolate brownie with caramel in between. I'm not sure where to go from here, but I know diabetes and destiny are intertwined. DLR retiring: what will cocaine do now???