Adult Content Warning

This community may contain adult content that is not suitable for minors. By closing this dialog box or continuing to navigate this site, you certify that you are 18 years of age and consent to view adult content.

[WDT] OKTOBERFEST [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Oct 1, 2021.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,183
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    10,909
    OKTOBERFEST! Beer, maidens, and maidens with beers. What could be better? The one in Germany was canceled but you can still celebrate at home with some seasonal beers. Which is your favorite this year?

    [​IMG]



    It's World Smile Day. So smile with your eyes behind your covid mask to
    • Improve mood
    • Lower blood pressure
    • Relieve stress
    • Better your relationships
    • Boost the immune system
    • Relieve pain
    • Increase life expectancy
    I'm going to smile because it's Friday! Woop woop, weekend here I come.

    It's also National Hair Day. I have quite a bit of that, how about you? I've been trying out this Nopoo thing lately. Riveting, I know. So far the results are underwhelming.

    Y'all have fun this weekend.
     
  2. Revengeofthenerds

    Revengeofthenerds
    Expand Collapse
    ER Frequent Flyer Platinum Member

    Reputation:
    1,045
    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2011
    Messages:
    12,951
    National Hair Day. @dixiebandit69 where you at? This is your moment.
     
  3. Dcc001

    Dcc001
    Expand Collapse
    New Bitch On Top

    Reputation:
    434
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    4,736
    Location:
    Sarnia, Ontario
    The effort Bewildered goes to for the weekly themes puts the rest of us to shame, people.
     
  4. Revengeofthenerds

    Revengeofthenerds
    Expand Collapse
    ER Frequent Flyer Platinum Member

    Reputation:
    1,045
    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2011
    Messages:
    12,951
    you should probably show her your tits as a thank you
     
  5. Dcc001

    Dcc001
    Expand Collapse
    New Bitch On Top

    Reputation:
    434
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    4,736
    Location:
    Sarnia, Ontario
    I'll ask her if she wants a DM; thanks for the suggestion.
     
  6. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,183
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    10,909
    @Dcc001 See?
     
  7. Dcc001

    Dcc001
    Expand Collapse
    New Bitch On Top

    Reputation:
    434
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    4,736
    Location:
    Sarnia, Ontario
    Hit me up if you want me to email a picture to you.
     
  8. bewildered

    bewildered
    Expand Collapse
    Deeply satisfied pooper

    Reputation:
    1,183
    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2009
    Messages:
    10,909
    Dcc, you are too kind. The only puppies of yours that I want to see wag their tails, though.
     
  9. Dcc001

    Dcc001
    Expand Collapse
    New Bitch On Top

    Reputation:
    434
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    4,736
    Location:
    Sarnia, Ontario
    That's kinda what I figured, but since the suggestion was made it seemed polite to at least ask. You never know.

    Thanks, everyone, for your thoughts and prayers.
     
  10. effinshenanigans

    effinshenanigans
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    145
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    1,950
    Location:
    CT
    It's only available for about three weeks or so, but it's fantastic.

    ScreenShot2020-08-27at5.42.14PM_520x543.png
     
  11. Dcc001

    Dcc001
    Expand Collapse
    New Bitch On Top

    Reputation:
    434
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    4,736
    Location:
    Sarnia, Ontario
    Does anyone know any good, off-colour jokes? Example:

    A man comes home to find his wife packing all her things into a suitcase. "I'm leaving you, Ted," she says.
    "But why?" Ted asks, "What's happened?!"
    "I was watching Dr. Phil today, and he had a prostitute on. She lives in Las Vegas and says that she charges $500 for a single blowjob! I figured, why put up with all your shit and be stuck here, if I can move to Vegas and get paid $500 each time!"
    She continues packing. When she comes downstairs with more clothes to add, Ted has also brought out a suitcase.
    "What are you doing?" she asks him.
    "I'm coming with you," he says.
    "What? Why would you want to come with me?" she asked.
    "Because I want to see you try and live off of $1000 a year," he replied.

    We have a job mobilizing on Monday and one of the workers collects these kinds of jokes. I used up all my good ones last year.
     
  12. Rush-O-Matic

    Rush-O-Matic
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1,299
    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Messages:
    12,007
    Is this an open invitation to the TiB membership, or just 'wildered? Asking for a friend.
     
  13. Revengeofthenerds

    Revengeofthenerds
    Expand Collapse
    ER Frequent Flyer Platinum Member

    Reputation:
    1,045
    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2011
    Messages:
    12,951
    What's worse than ants in your pants?

    Priests
     
  14. NatCH

    NatCH
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    441
    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2012
    Messages:
    3,011
    Location:
    Absolute center of the continental US
    What's the difference between pink and purple?


    Grip.
     
  15. dixiebandit69

    dixiebandit69
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    820
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    4,147
    Location:
    The asshole of Texas
    Here. It's time to trim Jungle Julia's bush.
     
  16. Revengeofthenerds

    Revengeofthenerds
    Expand Collapse
    ER Frequent Flyer Platinum Member

    Reputation:
    1,045
    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2011
    Messages:
    12,951
    with hedge trimmers or your teeth?
     
  17. dixiebandit69

    dixiebandit69
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    820
    Joined:
    Oct 20, 2009
    Messages:
    4,147
    Location:
    The asshole of Texas
    Teeth won't do the job, they just get stuck in between.

    I get the long hairs with scissors, then go in with a razor for the tight spots and shaping.
     
  18. Misanthropic

    Misanthropic
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    408
    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2009
    Messages:
    3,214
    A couple of weeks ago we went to Oktoberfest at a local German-American club that’s been around about 100 years. They’ve got a grove, pavilions and buildings and throw an awesome event every year. I had the Kronen and the Hacker-Pschorr, liked them both.

    AD899381-A5C8-4BB5-8BDA-314C6931F06C.jpeg 899C312F-AF68-447D-BDF5-E834276D94BA.png
     
  19. Rush-O-Matic

    Rush-O-Matic
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    1,299
    Joined:
    Nov 11, 2009
    Messages:
    12,007
  20. downndirty

    downndirty
    Expand Collapse
    Emotionally Jaded

    Reputation:
    477
    Joined:
    Nov 18, 2009
    Messages:
    4,348
    I'm stress-baking. Last night I made a pizookie (UGH, what twat waffle decided to call it that?), out of chocolate liqueur.

    Two days ago, I did a massive, whole-pan cream cheese pancake under a dark chocolate brownie with caramel in between.

    I'm not sure where to go from here, but I know diabetes and destiny are intertwined.

    DLR retiring: what will cocaine do now???
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.