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[WDT] OFFSPRING DAY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Aug 12, 2023.

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  1. bewildered

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    Oops, not that kind of offspring. Happy son's and daughters day!

    Today, my offspring told me the food I was eating smelled like 4 fish sticking out of their bum.

    What did your children do today that drives you to drink? I'm including pets for those of you who are #childfree.

    According to babe-o-pedia, it is Daisy Keech's birthday today. I hadn't heard of her til today, but my, is she gorgeous.
    https://www.babepedia.com/gallery/Daisy_Keech/379495

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    Happy Friday night. Y'all can be bad, but don't get caught.
     
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    Interesting that Stacy Keach was in a movie (called Princess Daisy), where he had a daughter whose character was named Daisy, and his wife was played by Lindsey Wagner (the bionic woman), and Daisy Keech, whose name is spelled differently, has great boobs. At least I find that interesting.
     
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    My nephew drives me crazy. My brother and SiL aren't strong disciplinarians and he's a back talking wild child. Throws tantrums constantly at the drop of a hat. The best they can do is threaten to take his iPad away. My mom regularly tells us none of us every acted as petulant and out of control as he does. My SiL spoils him and at the same time bitches she can't control him. I honestly don't think she was ever cut out to be a mother. I really wanted to be the fun uncle that got him into trouble. I don't even like going over there. Like a friend with a terrible S/O or an alcoholic you can tell them until you are blue in the face the right path but people are just going to make their own decisions regardless.
     
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    Ok, so what did he drive you to drink?
     
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    I went out looking to OD on Kosher Salt but apparently there is a fucking shortage? The fuq?
     
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    wut?

    That's crazy. I think I have a 25 lbs bag of coarse kosher salt that I bought for pennies on the dollar that I'm not even half way through yet.

    "Why'd you buy that much?"
    "Not like it's going to go bad, and I have the space, so I gave them my $5"
     
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    someone is salty
     
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    Man, I'm jealous. The humidity here would turn that into one big salt block in a few months
     
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    Still got like half a 40lb bag of basmati rice we panic bought the first week of covid lockdowns. Still good.
     
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    I won't tell you how long the 50 lbs bag of flour has lasted me.
     
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    I bought a 20 lb bag a few weeks ago and have put a decent dent in it. During COVID I bought like 20 lbs of dry pasta and killed it in a few months.
     
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    Man, I burn through 10kg of rice pretty quickly. Tend to eat rice 100g (dry) at a time, so with wife and kid we're clocking in at 10kg every month, if not more.
     
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    I eat 45g if I'm making a burrito, 90g if I'm making jambalaya, and 135g if I'm making chicken tikka masala.
     
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    That is very specific.
     
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    I'm American. 45g is 1/4 cup.
     
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    I've never made rice from scratch.
     
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    Uhhhhhh

    This might be the most shocking thing I've read on this board.

    Does your wife cook things, including rice? Is this a humblebrag that you never have to cook?

    I will say, I do have a rice cooker, and I use the hell out of it. Cooked to perfection each time, never burned to the bottom, and I don't have to babysit the stove. I don't even measure anything precisely, I use the pinkie joint measurement without a problem.
     
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