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WDT NSFW 2/27/15 - My mailman is brain dead

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Juice, Feb 27, 2015.

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  1. TX.

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    I tend to appreciate butts over boobs, but sometimes when they're huge on a tiny girl I can't help but stare. I've accidentally gotten caught a few times and given a dirty look or two. Talk about feeling like a total perv. I wasn't necessarily admiring them....it was more like I was trying to do mental gymnastics and figure out real/fake/genetics/push up bra/etc/WhatTheHELLIsGoingOn?????
     
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    Put me down in the butt column. A great pair breasts is still a wonderful thing, but as somebody else said a great ass is a sign of efforts. Tits are either the work of genetics or the doc.
     
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    How about both?

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    I have never met a set of tits I didn't like. I doubt I ever will. Big, small, perky, big nipple, small nipple....
     
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    Re: WDT NSFW 2/27/15 - My mailman is a zombie

    I think Nett's quote was from that movie with Jamie Lee Curtis and John Travolta. Perfect or something like that?
     
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    Flapjack?
     
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    I lke the entire female package.. Head to toe, no favorites.
     
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    Re: WDT NSFW 2/27/15 - My mailman is a zombie

    It's "Perfect". It's also a song by The Lords Of Acid.
     
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    Re: WDT NSFW 2/27/15 - My mailman is a zombie

    It's also something girls did in fact say years ago when I was a kid, but there's more to it. A poem, if you will. That's only the first part.
     
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    It is, in fact, from Judy Blume's "Are You There God It's Me Margaret".

     
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    Just before Christmas, Top Gear filmed a segment close to where I live.

    Just watched it tonight... and it was fucking hilarious.

    They chopper Hammond onto a mountain top in BC, and he sets off an emergency locator beacon, which Dumb and Dumberer receive in the UK.

    They then take their sweet-ass time flying to Vancouver, where they're each handed top-end pickups and told to go rescue Hammond.

    All while Hammond tries to survive a mountain-top blizzard for a few days.
     
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    Which episode is that? I am way behind on the episodes, I tend to watch the specials right when they come out and then back-fill the episodes.
     
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    season 22, episode 6

    Just hit the airs yesterday.
     
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    Just learned (and thusly googled) that two family members, who live on the ranch, are wanted by the federal cops (something about not paying taxes).

    I hope they rot in jail for the amount they owe (many, many millions). In the past they've talked about how they want to take down the government (didn't have the means), so now I'm at that point where I go on google "incognito mode" and submit their address and what I know to the local PD.

    And now I'm about to start drinking a lot.
     
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    You have millionaire anarchist relatives?
     
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    They show up at my house at random times with baseball bats and questionably-Cujo dogs (yet "we aren't allowed to own guns!" they say).

    I've been *this* close to kicking their asses for a while for threatening (even if I know they don't have the means) my wife, my infant son, and myself. Now that I found out they are wanted federally, doesn't surprise me. Still sucks because they're family.... But it makes my decision to call the cops that much easier (legally, at this point, I have to right? Or else the law considers me an accomplice?)
     
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    You sure you didn't hack toytoys account? This sounds like something that would come from him

    So we used to joke the NSA/fbi are reading these posts, in this case they may be actually paying attention

    Tell the proper authorities what you know and let the wanna be anarchists rot in prison.
     
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    Yup, that's me...

    I can appreciate a great ass, or a great rack, or great eyes, or great lips, or whatever that particular girl has going on. As I think back on the girls I dated, I'm not sure you could look at them and see a type, other than they were all girls.
     
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    Ditto. You women are magic. On the same token, I don't have a set type. Some guys go on about certain attributes, a nationality or blondes, whatever. Short, thick, tall, blond, red, Turkish, Methodist. I like them all.

    Speaking of legs. Karen Gillian wins the leg, ginger, super tall trifecta:

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    I'd climb that like a jungle gym.
     
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    I thought it was monday? No you lock it up.

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