I'm definitely an ass man. I mean, I won't reject some nice boobies, but the body types I'm drawn to are small and athletic, which usually does not include a big chest. Several years ago I was out with a group of people who all worked together and they were all speculating on the authenticity of a coworker's most lovely and perky sweater puppies. Eventually, there was money riding on it. I was drunk and didn't work with them, so I chatted the girl up for a couple minutes and politely inquired. She happily let me know they were fake, gave me the back story (was a gymnast, never developed well, always felt self conscious), let me cop a feel, and I promptly became good friends with her and was eventually the photographer at her wedding.
To paraphrase a joke about vegetarians - "How do you know if a girl has fake breasts? Don't worry, she'll tell you". I'm on the fence as to whether I'm an ass guy or a boob guy. I used to consider myself an ass guy through and through; but then, my girlfriend at the time had very small breasts (not that there's anything wrong with that, of course) and an ass that - if only it had wider exposure - could have created peace in the Middle East. More recently, the last girl had a pair of breasts that could have inspired poetry that would make Shakespeare look like Twilight but an ass that was, well, not bad, exactly, but you wouldn't write poetry or solve millenia-old geopolitical conflicts with it. I guess you just have to appreciate someone's physical features for what they are and not wish for what might be.
Yeah, you're right, as my friends complain about chest wrinkles, boob sweat, aching backs, lifting tits up to itch under them I think "if only that could be me!" I like my body. Don't ruin it for me.
That girl is hot and all but the foreground sledgehammering is hilarious. Inner monologue: This is some bullshit. How am I supposed to look sexy with this damn thing? I'm not a fucking railroad worker in 1880.
Re: tits, try cluster feeding a newborn all night. At 8 pm, I'm a DD. At 2 am I'm a B. By 8 am, I'm back up to a DD. It's the best of all worlds.
Titty man here. Asses are nice, titties have that intergalactic force of nature that draws us all to them. I give credit to the yoga pant/lululemon revolution it has done much to lift asses appeal in my mind. Still love titties.
I like how you say this and post a gif of a girl working out with gigantic fake tits stuffed in a thong singlet. THE HYPOCRISY! I like both tits and ass. I prefer larger breasts, or maybe not larger just teardrop shaped. I've noticed, in the limited amount of small boobs I've been intimately close to, they are more cone shaped. Not that it's BAD, just teardrop shaped is more visually appealing. And now for something completely different: I recently bought a Microphone to do some live streaming/sound recording. The thing is fantastic for sound quality, but it picks up EVERY ambient noise throughout my apartment. I could hear my dog's collar tag jingling two rooms away with the door closed. I'm looking for something that cuts out the ambient noise and is more of a unidirectional mic? Has to be a USB mic, price isn't a huge issue, but I can't justify spending more than $150-200 on it. Anyone here do any podcasting or sound recording that has any suggestions, I'd appreciate it.
I'm not even kidding here, but I didn't even realize there was a chick with a sledgehammer until you just said something. Basically, I'd be an awesome eye witness.
Can't help it, but every time I see that GIF, the soundtrack goes like this: "we must... we must... we must increase our bust..."
Ahhhhh, the wonders of Judy Blume. ("Are you there God? It's me Margaret.", if I remember correctly.)
You pretty much do not want a condenser mic, they will pick up everything. I have one for my home studio recording and it's pretty much useless unless I'm in a sealed soundproof environment.
If I had a nickel for every condenser mic-induced feedback loop I've heard, I could put a down payment on the hearing aids I probably need.
I do what I want. Its still a good .gif. Plus the sledgehammer out of nowhere is hilarious. I've always been attracted to athletes like runners and lifters. The gymnastics meet at the U of M my girlfriend took me to a few weeks ago was ridiculous- those girls are fucking built. Anyone looking for a date tonight?