Fake tits are stupid. My ex had a consultation with a surgeon and I hit the fucking roof, she was 40 at the time and wanted to spend $10K of OUR money for a new set of tits. Her tits were fine, but she thought she wanted bigger for some damn reason. On a related note, one of my buddies bought his wife new tits. She went from a B cup to a D cup. It looked ridiculous and she suddenly wanted to show off her new tits to everyone in all their glory. He was not pleased. They looked ridiculous, she was 35, had given birth to 2 kids and her gigantic new tits were pointing towards Polaris. That's not normal. They divorced within a year. I really wish he'd tried to claim her tits in the settlement.
Had a bartender who had killer, long, curly red hair, and nice B titties. She got a REALLY good boob job, and blew them up to DD's. They paid for themselves in tips within 3 months. (This was in one of the top bars in downtown Vancouver). As much as I don't usually like bolt-ons, hers were fucking NICE and I lusted after them hard... just like every other person in that bar.
Bartender, yes I can see having it done. My ex was a firefighter/paramedic. New tits weren't going to help in her job/earning potential. I've also come across enough botched jobs where one titty is pointed north east and the other pointed straight at the floor. That's not attractive. If DNA gave you A cups, that's fine. They're just as much fun as DD's, they're tits and us guys don't have them, so we like them.
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2015/02/...nantucket-photographer/#.VPHVMJVCof8.facebook These are some really cool pictures of nearly frozen waves. By the way, fuck the cold weather which makes photos like this possible.
I'm on the other side of the fence here. I don't prefer fake tits, or real ones for that matter. I prefer to take my time and evaluate each set on a case by case basis through rigorous testing.
I woke up this morning with my son ramming his fucking head into my nose. You know that "...oh shit" feeling you get in your gut when something goes terribly wrong? Guess who has a broken nose and two black eyes!! I'm having a morning beer because now I have to utilize my wife's fucking makeup in order to appear normal at work tomorrow.
I can see specific reasons why women would want them done. Like being in the same bar as Brett Michaels and not wanting him to ignore you, but if they're not done well they look just awful and only sleazebags would still be attracted. Some women are given a bad dice roll and get them done. In this world of obsession with presentation, who could blame them. I don't get why I see so many college girls getting them. You're already young and attractive, you don't require bags of grout in your body.
Hilarious? Yes. Controversial? Fuck you. Of course I knew while watching it there would already be swarms of sheltered twats out there cupping their hands on the sides of their head because "Owie my little sensitive ears! Can't joke about that, we can't handle it!"
You know what? Still better employment opportunities post grad than college. Everyone keeps saying to learn a trade.
It's kind of funny that this happens at the same time as the ISIS militants destroying statues in the museum in Mosul. For some reason destroying a few statues has resonated far more with people than, you know, burning people alive or selling women into sexual slavery. Or at least, as far as my Facebook feed goes, people care far more about these statues being toppled over than literally everything else ISIS has done so far. What I'm getting at is that people have messed up god damned priorities.
I dont think its messed up priorities, I think its more that people have a hard time grasping and understanding horrible atrocities as a form of an emotional defensive measure. Stalin's (purported) quote, "A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic," has similar thinking behind it. Its much easier to lament some statues being broken then sex slavery and people's heads getting cut off.
Just a heads up. I rep each and every one of you that say you like small titties. Usually with something like "yay small boobies" or "yeah, big boobs suck". You're welcome. If I missed anyone I'll get back to you. I'm kind of busy. I know you'll anxiously be waiting for that. I swear, you'd think this storm came out of nowhere. People are a mess. It's a dusting. Good grief.
I think a reason I'm an ass man is because you can improve your existing ass with some effort (i.e. get in the gym). Titties? Seems they usually just tend to go downhill unless you potentially botch them. Of course, some fake boobs are great but they are in the minority to me. Plus working on your butt will correlate to having nice legs and overall fitness too, a big plus to me. But hey, it's all good.