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[WDT] NATIONAL TELL A JOKE DAY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Aug 16, 2019.

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  1. dixiebandit69

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    Okay, I didn't know if I should post this here, or in the automotive thread, but here it is:

    As some of you may know, I'm doing an LS engine swap on Jungle Julia's car. I've been going slow, because I want everything to be perfect, and I WILL NOT have it look like a hack-job.

    I've had the engine and transmission mounted in the car for awhile now, in order to fit up the custom pipes, wires, hoses, etc.

    Today, I was going to take it out so I could prep/ paint the engine bay, and I took the intake manifold off the engine only to find this:
    LOOK AT THIS SHIT. JUST FUCKING LOOK AT IT. A FUCKING RAT HAD BABIES INSIDE MY ENGINE.
    KIMG0025[1] - Rats 1.jpg

    Luckily, I caught this in time, and I had all of the important holes plugged off with rags.
    My first instinct was to gather them all up, and give my Ball Pythons a little snack, but I decided on this instead:

    I want that mother rat dead, and the best way to ensure this is to catch her. So I stuck two of the little fucks on a glue trap (that way she can smell/ hear them), and then put the intake manifold back on. The other three babies are about to be eaten by my two Ball Pythons, Tenga and 8-Ball.
    KIMG0026[1] - Rats 2.jpg

    In other news, I guess Jungle Julia and I are going to be getting married.
    She's been making a big deal about it because she wants us to be married by the same priest who married her parents, and he's 90-something years old.
    I'm just afraid that she's going to start getting bossy once this happens ("We're married now, so you have to ________!" ).

    I'm not getting any younger, Jungle Julia is by far the best/ most sane woman I've ever dated, and somehow we've managed to live together for three years.

    What do y'all think?
     
  2. Misanthropic

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    5 men. 4 kegs. 6 kinds of SPAM.

    Garage Night. Things are about to get ugly.
     
  3. Revengeofthenerds

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    I think you’re not the type person who’s gonna rush into a bad decision (at least when it comes to something like that) so congrats!!!

    No one can judge your relationship but you. If you think it’s the right thing, then go for it.
     
  5. Nettdata

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    I think congrats are in order!
     
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    Dixie if you don’t build your wedding arbor out of welded rims, driveshafts and gears I’m going to be extremely disappointed in you.
     
  7. scotchcrotch

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    My 8 year old son’s baseball coach decided to change practices to 7pm on Saturday night.

    Am I the only one that has a problem with this?
     
  8. Nettdata

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    Nah dude, I'm fine with it.
     
  9. Puffman

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    No way is that acceptable. An 8 year old should be getting ready for bed at 7, not working up a heart rate.
     
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    Is it BYOB?

    That’s like scheduling the Super Bowl on a Sunday. I mean who in their right mind would do that?
     
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    I've been there. Zakopane (actually, the Polish Tatras in general) is an absolutely gorgeous place to hike. Easily in the top-5 places I've ever hiked.

    It's terrifying how fast storms blow through in the mountains, I've seen a day go from blue skies to howling rain and lightning in literally minutes, before you can even get off the summit.

    That said, the cross at the top of Giewont looks like it was custom designed as a lightning rod and there are chains all over Zakopane for climbing assist. I wouldn't want to be anywhere near that shit in bad weather.
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    The view is worth it, though.
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    Yeah that’s not a cross that’s a fucking murder pole
     
  13. Nettdata

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    It makes way more sense to hear that people fell off the rocks or got hurt by falling rocks now.

    Great pics.
     
  14. scotchcrotch

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    Well my wife seems to think it’s extreme while my ex seems to lives and dies baseball.

    Women, sheesh
     
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