April 10, 2020: National Sibling Day National Farm Animals Day National Day of Silence Good Friday All five of my siblings are out of state and we're all under soft quarantines anyway, but happy sibling day regardless. You have any? On good terms or do you want to strangle them in frustration? Ahh siblings. I find I drink more around them. It may or may not be an unhealthy coping mechanism. Drunk bewildered is probably preferred over annoyed and bitey bewildered so whatever. National farm animals day: one day I will have goats along with my ducks, and maybe a mini cow. Anybody keep livestock? Want to? The homesteading thread has more activity that I expected, head over there to talk shop. Good Friday is today, if you're the Christian churchy type. Personally I'm just really looking forward to marked down Easter candy that didn't sell in about 3 days. The filled cadbury eggs are where it's at. They only come around once a year and they Are. So. Good. Cream or caramel, I don't care. I'll fight you on this. I admit that I did look up Good Friday porn but even non religious me felt dirty looking at crucified Jesus with a ball gag. Instead, here is the result for "good porn." For your viewing pleasure: Spoiler Social distancing is going great. I'm making breadsticks and coloring this. Happy Friday, y'all! If you're fasting, make it a beer.
Can somebody please explain to me the phenomenon of people dumping empty wippet cartridges ON THE ROAD? I'm serious, about once a month I'll be driving along, and come across a bunch of shiny silver cylinders scattered across the roadway. Today, I was test driving a truck, and I came upon a stretch of road that had HUNDREDS of cartridges for almost a quarter mile. WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK? Is this some kind of inside joke to that subset of drug users?
HEY. Jesus rose rose the dead on a strategically placed day. Why shouldn't that make his followers immune? Seriously though, haven't you been following the Chinese Coronavirus thread? We're all eventually going to get it.
That's because y'all keep going out to buy candy and booze and shit. If I can't get it delivered via UPS, Fedex, or USPS I don't need it. See you suckers when we have a vaccine or herd immunity, whichever comes first.
I have found a whole bunch of small distillers that will actually ship to your door. It's pretty fucking amazing.
Unfortunately that's not possible in NC. The state frowns on anyone selling hard spirits besides themselves. I could get wine delivered but I'm not a fan.
I may have received a shipment of candy via Amazon today. Beer or wine? Meh. Bewildered says she's looking forward to buying unsold Easter candy. Nope.
I'm noshing on some of the 10 lbs of starburst I just got from amazon today. Who's the pregnant one now???
I've had some Hershey bars with almonds. Were all going to look pregnant if this keeps up. She will have something to show for it at the end though.
We have a running "work from home selfie" channel in our company chat. It all started out with bored moms and housewives doing a ton of baking... "look at these pies/buns/cookies/cakes/scones/etc". Now it's "anyone else doing intermittent fasting and drinking a puffed grass smoothie?" Fuck COVID-19... it's the COVID 15 you have to be worried about.
Holy rabbit hole batman! Apparently it's possible to mail someone actual poop. There are several companies who do it. It's also legal, as long as it's for entertainment/joke purposes and not for harassment which is illegal.
Nah, I have a process. If I can't get it in a grocery pickup order with my window rolled up it ain't coming home with me. This quarantine is creating a situation where weight gain² is here and weight gain³ is inevitable. Luckily I take daily naps now and that cuts out about 3 hours of grazing on home baked snacks.
I’ve gained 10 lbs so far. I work out but I can’t seem to catch the level of activity I was at before. Also baking, cooking and drinking more than ever isn’t helping.
I hear you about the baked goods. I went through a batch of chocolate chip cookies in three days. I going to have to do some fasting soon.
Yours lasted more than a day? Fuck me. We got a spin bike for the house when it all began though. Some of the best money ever spent. About $350 on amazon, magnetic resistance and belt drive rather than chain.