Went out to dinner with another couple on Saturday night, after dinner we all agreed that we should head back to their place and continue the evening. We played a few games, BS'd, few more drinks etc and then somehow all ended up skinny dipping in their pool. Pretty tame by my standards when I was in my 20's but since I've been laying the pipe to the same woman for almost 10 years, seeing another set of cans up close was pretty nice. Seeing my friends turtleneck dong wasn't so nice though.
I was invited to speak to our local Rotary Club today about my book, and I'm dreading it. For as much as I've been on stage in front of God knows how many people, I still hate public speaking. The one saving grace is it's a Zoom meeting, and I only have to talk for about 10-15 minutes. But it feels like an eternity. Every rose has its thorn.
prick you mean? I believe the proper way to make that joke was by calling it a prick, in reference to his dick.
I remember an interview with William H. Macy where she was a consultant on a movie he was making about porn stars, and how she is the authority on all things sex and pornography. I would absolutely smash that like I am trying to win a prize at the fair.
I’m guessing it was Boogie Nights where she also played his proudly cheating wife. He was great in that. She’s a geriatric now any other younger pornstar would do.
I forgot we're an older crowd here and such things should go without saying. I've always had a thing for older women.
I had my first old man moment the other day. Was helping some younger friends get their new house set up and hit it off with the mom way more than the daughter. Dislike but inevitable.
Yesterday, my fucking brother tried to contact me through a phoney Facebook account. I decided to look through his profile, and not only has he become a Trump supporter, he's a Covid-hoaxer as well. Needless to say, I won't be talking to him. EDIT: And screw you, 'Kahn, I would pound Nina Hartley's big ass like it owed me money. Today.
Can we do a Laura thread? I am in TX and this is shaping up to be a major one. Cat 3 now, possibly Cat 4. Evac orders for 11 counties in TX, with 6 mandatory and 5 voluntary. Total for those 11 counties is 6 million people, not to mention LA. Right now, looks like a few hundred thousand people are moving today.
they're saying it's gonna be a wind event but also saying the storm surge will go miles inland.... so it's gonna be a water event too. I've never been so happy to live deep in the heart of Texas.
I feel like Houston should be okay. Since we are on the west side of the storm, I’m not overly worried. But we shall see.0
You know the universe is mocking you when the theme song for "Jackass" is titled "Corona" and could easily double as a theme song for 2020.
Macy said she was his favourite actress to work with, that she was the most easy-going and fun person he’s ever met. He became good friends with her because of Boogie Nights.
....child? Nah, son...your neighbor's screaming crotch fruit at 3 a.m. is sex ed. She's the feature act of fucking.