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[WDT] NATIONAL SENIOR CITIZENS DAY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Aug 21, 2020.

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  1. bewildered

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    Happy National Senior Citizens day to our geriatric members. @Nettdata @toytoy88 @SouthernIdiot @Rush-O-Matic @Misanthropic @Puffman
    Be sure to visit Denny's and get your 20% off discount. You old fucks.
    If you're old and I missed you, go ahead and speak up. We're handing out door prizes at this week's TiB bingo hall and you won't want to miss out. Prizes include Viagra, denture cleaner, depends, life alert devices, and shower grab bars.

    Some vintage boobies and booties.

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    Happy Friday, y'all. I survived another week, and if you're reading this, I guess you did too!
     
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    If I can get up off this couch you’re getting a whuppin missy
     
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    Dude... game changer.... just sayin.

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    I was afraid of what you were going to post as the NSFW pics when I saw the title.
     
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    Uhh, what's the line of demarcation here? Asking for a (potentially old) friend.
     
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    My grandpa had one of those and it was kinda nice. I want to splurge but just can’t get myself to drop the coin on those sharper image massage chairs. Fucking sticker shock. My life would be at least 15% better if I had one of those.
     
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    I feel like making your own would be some sort of cool entry to the Darwin Awards.

    "Oh hey, Harbor Fraught has these hydralic rams on sale... let's see if we can't make a lifting chair out of them..." and cue the reverse of that, the trash compactor.
     
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    Total wine total was PACKED. Cashier said people were stocking up for the “super storm”
     
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    I bought a used one for my mother a few years ago. It was in great shape and I got it for only $50 from an acquaintance who did house cleanouts and estate sales.
    The controls had 2 buttons- up and down. It took all of about 2 months for her to forget how to work it.
     
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    Let's be loose with the definition of geriatric and say.... 50? Are you in the club? Party hard til 1630 and then time for dinner!


    They are cheaper on Amazon. I have spent a lot of time looking at different models, comparing features and durability and price points. It is my stupid money dream, when I have a few k to burn and really not think a thing about it. A massage chair and a fully automatic Japanese style toilet.
     
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    It'll be interesting to see how they interact together. For science!

    That reminds me. A fiance of a friend was a biology meteorology major and climate change predictions were a topic of discussion once. Some of the things they predict.... based on acceleration of the heating of the oceans plus slowing and cessation of ocean currents (thermohaline circulation) which speeds up the heating even more...could result in nonstop super storms. Like equivalent of a cat 5, but just moving around and constant, or multiple ones that come and go. Sort of like the red eye on Jupiter. I am probably bungling that explanation terribly but that was my take home message.
     
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    Didn’t we already see this and it became a George Clooney movie?
     
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    The South Park episode was better than the movie.
     
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    Yes. A 135 minute spine-tingler about six men and their heroic quest to kill themselves.
     
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    Damn right. Get off my lawn.
     
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    Nope! Suck it you geriatric losers!

    Also, I may already be drunk at 5:30 even though I'm supposed to participate in a neighborhood Social Distancing Happy Hour later this evening.
     
    #17 jdoogie, Aug 21, 2020
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    Hey, I just woke up from my nap... people are on the lawn? Well, get them off of it!
     
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    If I weren't feeling fat and lazy I'd get up and write a sternly written letter to your supervisor missy! Hmmph.
     
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    Letters to the supervisor may be placed in this mail slot:

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