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[WDT] NATIONAL LAZY MOMS DRINKING CHIANTI DAY[NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Sep 4, 2020.

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  1. Juice

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    We have a babysitter, she’s legit. She’s 17 and when she’s not available her older sister fills in. They both went off to college so now the Grandma’s are on deck until they return.
     
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    I saw a porno with that plot line. Several in fact.
     
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    I had one of my cousins "Come out" to me. It was all highly dramatic....

    Him: "I've got something to tell you and I don't think you're going to like it."

    Me:; "Ok"

    Him: "Well, this is difficult and I've hidden it all my life..."

    Me: "Ok"

    Him: "I....um...I like guys."

    Me: "Ok"

    Him: "No, I mean I like, like guys. I'm gay."

    Me: "Whatever floats your boat, want another beer while I'm up?"

    I think he thought I was going to freak out or something. The truth is I really don't give a shit how someone gets their kicks as long as it's with another willing, adult participant. Just don't expect me to listen to the details, then we might have a problem.
     
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    I had a similar experience with one of my fraternity brothers. 5 or 6 of us were hanging out together a year after he graduated and he came out to us like that. We pretty much had a non-reaction reaction, and one of the guys was like, "dude, we knew before you knew."

    That's one reason I enjoyed Schitt's Creek so much. David & Patrick's relationship was so ordinary and messy like any lovers' relationship - it just was. They didn't overcome some great hurdle or have to represent all gay relationships - they just were. And when they had special moments, they were special because of genuine love rather than some watershed allegory.
     
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    I have my first day off in a month tomorrow, on fucking 9/11.

    Also, I just got a new phone, and it's shocking how quickly this technology became an absolute pain in the scrotum. The smart switch is neither of those things, 5G for some reason cannot handle some apps and is spottier than a leopard's asshole.

    I got free ear buds with this thing and live in perpetual fear of one of them falling out and into the toilet, at which point I literally flush $150 away. If you touch them, you hang up the phone or your music stops and I want to massage whoever came up with that feature with crushed glass and dead kid's teeth, since I've only hung up on 3 people in one day. Nevermind the fact that you can't connect to more than one device at a time, or hot-swap them like....a Goddamned basic headphone jack, as near universal piece of technology as you could ask for. Samsung has room for this giant useless pen, but a headphone jack was too much real estate? Fuck yourself with cacti, plural, please.

    I know working 12-15 hour days for a month has diminished my cognitive ability down to a below average Clemson graduate Trump supporter, but....JESUS "world's most advanced" smart phone.

    I am looking forward to sleeping more than 6 hours, a workout, a massage and one of the top-rated seafood restaurants in BR. Oh, and everyone shutting the fuck up. Like my work phone will be turned off. I may actually masturbate to that black screen I'm so excited.
     
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    You on ATT? Here is a pretty good article explaining why the current ATT implementation of 5G is shit.

    https://arstechnica.com/information...than-4g-in-nearly-every-city-tested-by-pcmag/
     
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    T-mobile, but it wouldn't surprise me if it was the same issue.

    Thanks for that.
     
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    @downndirty there are a variety of earbuds that will solve your concerns if you decide it's enough of a pain in the ass to spend money on new ones. There are ones like the Powerbeats that have hooks to hold them on your ears, or the Jabra Elites that have physical buttons (and have multi-point audio so you can join them to multiple devices).

    5G just too new, it seems like every time we do a new cellular tech this happens. The initial 4G phones were awful; battery life was terrible, sketchy connections everywhere.

    But there's no excuse for the bullshit with the headphone jack. It's awful.
     
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    The transition to 5G will be much worse than the LTE rollout because the technology is based around lots of small cells instead of a few big ones. I was living in Dayton when the 4G network was built, and once they put the towers up I had service pretty much anywhere in town. That isn't going to happen with 5G until the network is very mature.
     
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    So we’re Just letting Crown hack other people’s accounts now?
     
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    Guy left Hollywood to go raise his kids after his wife died of cancer. If anyone deserves a comeback, its him.
     
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    No shit... it's a very human and endearing story.

    Ryan also has a hell of a marketing talent... so much of the effective marketing stuff on social media was his brainchild...
     
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    Yeah, he also made over $600 million from selling his gin brand, much of which was due to how it was marketed. He's certainly not an idiot.
     
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    I had no idea.
     
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    He's always gotten mad respect from me because of that. Also, I read an interview he did where he said (paraphrasing) "I never really intended to retire from acting entirely, I just got really picky about what I'd do...and then the pickier I got, the more I enjoyed not doing it."
     
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    He's also the voice behind one of my favorite SCTV bits.

     
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    If you look at his film career, practically every movie he’s been in was either a box office hit, or a cult hit.
     
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    Oh hell yeah...

     
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    That movie should be the first thing a film student has to watch in university. It’s pure cinema at its finest.

    The funniest thing about Streets Of Fire is Moranis. Not his performance, because his character is loathsome. But in a movie where EVERY character is hard-boiled, HE of all people stands out from the rest. You want to strangle him through the screen.
     
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