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[WDT] NATIONAL LAZY MOMS DRINKING CHIANTI DAY[NSFW]

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    Sorry for the late WDT. I am busy celebrating National Lazy Mom's Day by being stuck under a sleeping bebe. It's probably the dopamine talking but there's not much more relaxing than napping with a baby.

    It is also Wildlife Day. I will be sure to refill my bird feeders. This weekend we will go on a hike and maybe see some deer and birds at the park.

    National Chianti Day: I found this little blurb interesting since I knew nothing about Chianti's.
    National Chianti Day recognizes the most-recognized red wines from the Tuscany region of Italy.

    Always leading with the Sangiovese grape, the ruby red wine is famous throughout the world, and Chianti Classico is represented by the iconic Gallo Nero logo, which is a black rooster inside a red circle. While Chianti is most associated with Tuscany, the smaller Chianti Classico region, located between Florence in the north and Siena in the south, is the historical heartland and most-respected area for red wines.

    As essential to Italian cuisine as olive oil, Chianti Classico is a dry red wine that is medium to full-bodied. It shows red cherry and herbaceous notes, making it flexible with many cuisines and pairing particularly well with robust dishes like barbeque and grilled meats. And because Chianti Classico is the authentic taste of Tuscany and the ultimate expression of the region, the wines have a natural affinity to Italian dishes like pasta carbonara or pizza.

    For a more savory and earthy expression, look for the word Riserva. Chianti Classico Riserva demands that the wine is aged an additional two years and will develop subtle notes of balsamic and espresso notes during that time. These hedonistic wines work brilliantly with stews and braised dishes.

    So make some stew, drink some chianti, and enjoy your Friday you goddamn idiots.
     
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    There is nothing like the high that comes with nursing your baby but napping with them is a close second. I miss that. I tried to cuddle with my 14 year old the other day and it was NOT the same.
     
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    Have you tried nursing your 14 year old?
     
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    That boy is only 3? He looks like he's ready to start kindergarten.
     
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    I'd hit it....
     
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    That kid is going to have an interesting PornHub search history once he gets online.
     
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    How many years of therapy will he need once he reaches adulthood?
     
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    Perhaps he’ll take the easy way out and pull a Menendez on his parents. They pretty much deserve it for doing something so pathetic.
     
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    Unless that woman is shorter than Danny DeVito, there is no FUCKING way he’s three. Robert Wadlow wasn’t that tall when he was three.
     
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    Well, he IS milk strong.
     
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    Teeth, man. No bueno.
     
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    Given his forthcoming mommy issues, he might skip Pornhub altogether and just go right to leaving chopped up hookers in a bag next to the highway.
     
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    CC2687B7-E87C-4575-A08A-33C48C830B46.jpeg B347D7DD-0979-4C1C-9C07-C14501DC95F7.jpeg What about lazy dads drinking gin and tonics?


    We did go hiking today, saw some snakes, a skink (lizard) and this little guy.
     
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    I hit up the liquor store today and picked up some new rum and am quite enjoying a rather strong rum and coke. Or two.

    It's also a fabulous day here... temps are around 70°F, sunny, with a nicely vigorous breeze. The perfect day as far as I'm concerned.

    I'm also enjoying free water. With our major 45 year city infrastructure upgrade going on in the neighbourhood, we're now on alternate water, bypassing the water meters.

    i am taking FULL advantage.

    Seeded the absolute shit out of the lawn in the back yard, and am now running the sprinklers every hour to help them germinate without drying out. All the trees, flowers, shrubs are getting watered like they've never been before.

    Anyone have a pool they need to fill?
     
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    Send some this way, the northeastern US is in a drought. Been a terrible season for lawns.
     
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    I'm kicking myself for not taking The Husband up on his suggestion we convert to a salt water pool from a chlorine one.

    Chlorine + my hair is a bad mix.
     
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    I will trade you some weather.
     
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