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[WDT] NATIONAL LASHES DAY[NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Feb 19, 2021.

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  1. bewildered

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    Happy lashes day!

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    Wait, no, that's not right. I think they meant like

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    Which way are you celebrating?

    It's also National Mint Chocolate Day. I will be celebrating with a family sized pack of mint oreos all for myself, because they are DAIRY FREE. YES.


    Hopefully the weather starts to warm for you folks in Texas. What are your current conditions? Stay safe and healthy. I hope you all are warm, full bellied, hydrated, and covid free.
     
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    There’s a sinkhole down the street from the salon I work at, so…that’s nice.
     
  3. Revengeofthenerds

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    It’s 45 degrees. Normally I would be bitching about the cold. It feels so hot I ran outside in shorts and a tshirt and celebrated everything thawing.

    the local wildlife is PISSED
     
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    I had to drive down to SC to pay respects to my grandmother who's in hospice care, and shuttle my mom to some medical appointments, now that I'm vaccinated.

    Bonus, it's warm enough to ride motorcycles! FUCK YEAH!

    To that first pic, fucking amateur, of course the legs buckle. Get your shit together. Jesus.
     
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    Kim and Kanye are getting divorced? There goes my weekend.
     
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    I never got BDSM at all. At all. I dont have sex that much but still Ive never sat there and though, well this is getting boring, I think I need to take it up a notch. Hell Ive never even considered anal. Verginas and mouths work well enough no need to fuck a literal shit hole.
     
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    Seconded, entirely. I would love to have met the inventor of tossing the salad, though:

    “Tell me.... What made you decide to plunge the organ that receives taste into the door that ejects shit?”

    ...you can’t sell me that on paper, or in person, no matter how hard you try.
     
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    Isn't she like really, really rich? I wonder if she likes old rednecks? *Putting on a clean shirt and checking the bus schedule to LA* Only one way to find out...
     
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    Dude, you could get the Clap just by watching one of her reality shows. Although to her credit she does do some altruistic things for people in jail, which is probably easier when your “day job” is basically existing.
     
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    I hear she's a hellofa closet organizer.
     
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    My son’s noise maker is irking me the fuck out. I just spent the last almost week barely getting any sleep because any noise at night meant something was wrong with the house and we would potentially have to evacuate if I couldn’t fix it. His noise maker sounds like water running. Guess what was our biggest issue....

    what the fuck y’all? This is like some PTSD shit coming back hard in a funny but also serious and fucked up way. Goddamnit nature!!! This shit was supposed to be in remission! Stupid fucking brain!

    ... fuck!
     
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    I don't think you're the, um, "flavor" she prefers...
     
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    But dude... he's got that sweet ride.

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    She’s had sham marriages to Frankenstein-esque basketball players that were whiter than Howdy Doody, who knows. She does make me very thankful that VD is not an airbourne, I will say that.
     
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    We just got our first amazon delivery. Peet's Coffee, Cafe Domingo.

    I gave it a hug.

    Of course the first bit of re-supply is the most crucial one.
     
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    The caffeine withdrawals might be the thing to kill me in times of power failure.

    I drink less than in the past but it's still bad.
     
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    There is some really good instant coffee out there that is made for backpackers. Get some of that and a Jetboil stove. You’ll never worry about it again.
     
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    I keep guarana powder in the pantry just in case. Snort a line of that and you're running on straight jet fuel
     
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    You do know that they make caffeine pills, right?
    That's what I do, since I don't like coffee.
     
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    Any y'all got deep-fucked by Griddy?

    No, not
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