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[WDT] NATIONAL JUNK FOOD DAY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Jul 27, 2018.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    To quote him: “You’re not getting Philly out of me again.” Meaning “You’re not going to egg me on so I insult you in some timeless, epic rant for twelve minutes.” He’s made it a mission to not become That Guy Who Does That, instead not giving hecklers what they want. He’ll still go at people, though.
     
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    He fucking did. He side tracked the show for a good 5 minutes making fun of them and Saban. It wasn’t anything like the Philly rant from several years back. But it was good. He made them look especially retarded. He laid into people from Texas pretty hard too though. Even though the natives in the crowd weren’t heckling.

    Edit: philly rant if interested.
     
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    That’s in case you had to show progress for Theranos stock.

    ....Hi-yo!!!
     
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    Going to visit my parents in Florida in a few weeks and they got tickets to see Rob Schneider do stand up in what is literally the worst part of town.

    How the mighty have fallen.

    I anticipate all of us showing up hammered yelling “do some Deuce Biggalo!!!”
     
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    “BEHEMOTH”
     
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    Normally I really hate the concept of heckling, but Elle King, his daughter who wants nothing to do with him because he was basically a deadbeat dad, is one of my favorite singers.

    I wonder if I could smuggle in an “Elle King is better” sign?

    *edit* just remembered my wife has a vinyl cutting machine and a T-shirt press. “America’s Sweetheart” (the song that made Elle King Famous) would be awesome on a T-shirt on my dad bod.
     
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    On the lake. Trying to show restraint against our neighbors who I just watched climb our fence and take my tackle box.

    Of course I’m gonna go steal it back once they go to sleep, but I’m not sure I can let them off this easy. A bunch of punk kids, their inner tubes might not float tomorrow....
     
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    Pellet gun.

    I just put a red-dot on mine for night-time fun. (one skunk down, 3 more to go)
     
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    Are we allowed to that in city limits, or did that skunk “fall down some stairs”?

    Also I can’t imagine the delight of shooting a thief in the buttcheeks. Anybody here see the movie “Men At Work”?
     
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    Nope, but nor are you allowed to call animal control, nor are you allowed to live-trap and relocate them.

    Instead, you have just just let family after family, generation after generation grow in the area unmolested.

    I've now got 2 other neighbours bought in and doing their own thing as well... it's very much a neighbourhood effort at this point.

    Even the one hold-out wife finally came around after her dog got sprayed for the second time.

    There's a big bucket of lye in my back yard behind my shed... it's quite effective at disposal, with zero noticeable smell.
     
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    They’re menaces and you cannot live trap them like others. My grandfather would kill them with a slingshot and a glass marble in his backyard. “No noise”.
     
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    Unless you hit a fence... then it's REALLY loud.

    High powered (500+ ft/s) pellet gun using hunting pellets is incredibly effective, and surprisingly quiet when you miss and hit something you shouldn't.
     
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    I'm currently using these, and they are deadly effective.

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    That’s some impressive accuracy.

    I prefer a shotgun with buckshot.
     
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    Didn’t they use those in Lethal Wespon 3?

    An old friend of mine had his living room couch placed so he could shoot squirrels out of the monster oak in his backyard while watching TV. We’d be watching Seinfeld then suddenly he’d pick up his air rifle and two seconds later a carcass plunged and is bouncing off tree branches.
     
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    Well who doesn’t? But until I can get a hold of a limited range, fully suppressed shotgun, this setup is the go-to, and is very effective. Neighbours can’t hear shit, and no worries about blowing up my fence... just the occasional little pimple in it.
     
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    A wonderful way to become front page news in this city. Because as sure as you’re born, that’s what he would be for discharging a shotgun in West London. Half the police platoon shows up, I’m talking over twenty cruisers.

    I’m going out on a limb, but I doubt Nett desires that on the ol’ cul-de-sac.
     
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    I’m sorry, the vision of you actually unloading some double-ought at backyard wildlife in the city is hilarious. And the fact if you hit a skunk from that range you’d spray it’s oil glands everywhere and it would smell like sulphuric piss in your yard for a week.

    Enjoy, neighbours! Told you I’d take care of shit!
     
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