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[WDT] NATIONAL HETEROCHROMIA DAY[NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Jul 12, 2019.

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  1. xrayvision

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    It’s all good. Possible necrotic tissue is no biggie since you’re done having kids.
     
    #61 xrayvision, Jul 17, 2019
  2. Revengeofthenerds

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    I meant that in a kinda joking manner (though I am done having kids). I’ll call the dr tomorrow if it still hurts when I wake up.
     
    #62 Revengeofthenerds, Jul 17, 2019
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    Give the other one a slap to make sure it's real pain and not imaginary
     
    #63 greybeard, Jul 17, 2019
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    It's kind of like that old prospector's dead toe they have in a jar in Alaska... but it's his ball... and it's in him, not a jar.

    https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/sourtoe-cocktail
     
    #64 Nettdata, Jul 17, 2019
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    I see what you did there, sangria -> san(s)testicle
     
    #65 greybeard, Jul 18, 2019
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    The pain has gone away, I’m sure you all were very worried.

    Hopefully now I can save on that vasectomy though!
     
    #66 Revengeofthenerds, Jul 18, 2019
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    $100 per swing for a baseball bat to the groin should get you a few bucks. Cheaper than a vasectomy and could make a profit. Not forgetting the movie rights and the potential merchandising. Bring a whole new dimension to a pinata.
    Powerball jackpot.
    Ecky thump.
    I'm on a roll here.......
     
    #67 greybeard, Jul 18, 2019
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    Yeah never mind. Pain came roaring back to life soon as I woke up a bit. Dr appt scheduled for this afternoon. Goddamnit. I hate doctors.
     
    #68 Revengeofthenerds, Jul 18, 2019
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    Does ROTN's testicle get a post in the death pool thread, or was it not popular enough during its lifetime to qualify?
     
    #69 Aetius, Jul 18, 2019
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    sorry to give y'all blue balls, still waiting too. Appointment is in an hour or so
     
    #71 Revengeofthenerds, Jul 18, 2019
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    Says the guy with black balls...
     
    #72 Nettdata, Jul 18, 2019
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    Not that there's anything inherently wrong with having black balls...
     
    #73 Nettdata, Jul 18, 2019
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    way to back track on that.
     
    #74 wexton, Jul 18, 2019
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    As someone scheduled for a vasectomy next month, I’m beyond anxious. I’d rather sit on my ball and let it pop than go get the old nip and clip.

    But another kid is a whole lot more scary.
     
    #75 scotchcrotch, Jul 18, 2019
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    Dude, it's nothing. I had mine 5 years ago and would don't again tomorrow.

    I know it's been five years because as soon as I heard there was another nephew coming I made an appointment the next day.

    At worst, it felt like a solid kick in the nuts when the doctor injected the Lidocaine directly into the tube. But it lasted just a few seconds. Certainly a lot easier than 18 years of another kid.
     
    #76 walt, Jul 18, 2019
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    How was the recovery?
     
    #77 scotchcrotch, Jul 18, 2019
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    Other than the lab's fuck up. It was no big deal. I had a few bags of frozen peas that I rotated out for a few days but other than some mild discomfort that was no pain. It's all mental. I'd get a vasectomy every year for 18 years if it meant not having a kid.
     
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    The irony behind all this was when me and my first wife tried to get pregnant, I was told mine were immotile. I was nearly sterile according to the urologist.

    Fast forward nearly a decade and my current wife is as fertile as can be. Previous to her I had a girlfriend of 3 years who wasn’t on the pill. Never a single scare. But now I have one of my own, one miscarriage, and now waiting on my vasectomy appt. Life is funny.
     
    #79 scotchcrotch, Jul 18, 2019
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    If you inherited black balls, more power to you.

    If you manufactured your own set, well, you’re fucked.

    Consistent stance on the subject on my part.
     
    #80 Nettdata, Jul 18, 2019
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