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[WDT] NATIONAL GUMBO DAY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Oct 12, 2018.

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  1. bewildered

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    October 12: National Gumbo Day

    3 Guesses what I googled to come up with this
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    Sorry guys, I tried to find gumbo porn but nothing relevant showed. Then I looked for soup porn and a whole bunch of really well done King of the Hill hentai came up. It's been a very confusing morning.

    Focus: Favorite gumbo: Red New Orleans style? Okra base? Seafood? Roux base?

    TGIF y'all.
     
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    Do any of you like getting into heated debates over Serious Business?

     
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    Still the best ridiculous screaming match:
     
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    Man, it's slow today.

    How do you know when you have the ultimate in fuck you money? When you drop $4.5 billion (BILLION!) on a gold and platinum plated yacht with an interior wall made from meteorite and a fucking T-Rex bone as a sculpture. I present to you the History Supreme, the most douche baggy thing ever created:

     
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    I once got into an argument with a super religious in-law who was convinced that the whole deal with priests molesting children was a conspiracy to take down the church. Does that count?
     
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    Tried to watch Jim Carrey’s latest, Kidding, on Showtime. I’m not sure if it’s supposed to be a dramedy or what but it is godawful.

    Jim Carrey’s character reminds me of Jimmy Saville.
     
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    Carey can do serious. That show just does not have any interest at all. He’s better than that, I couldn’t stand it. Even the trailers made it look shitty.
     
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    I hope so, because personally I never really thought he could do comedy. Fire Marshall Bill somewhat amused me, but beyond that I found him annoying as fuck. Glad he has something he can fall back on besides huge stacks of money for being annoying.
     
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    I look at him as you either love him or hate him. He’s an insanely gifted physical and improv comedian. But ever since the beginning of his stardom, a little of him goes a loooooooooong way.

    I think his best work was Liar Liar. Especially the end credit outtakes which shows how insanely spontaneous he can be, like no other famous celebrity.

    I admire his gifts greatly. But he does drive me up the wall sometimes.
     
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    That's pretty much my take on him. He's funny in small doses, but a whole movie of his shtick? There's no way I could deal with it. Obviously I'm in the minority of people wanting to throw stacks of money in his direction to do his thing because plenty of people have, but he just annoys me.
     
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    I get you. And shtick comics annoy large groups. Look at Robin Williams and Sam Kinnison: they annoyed the FUCK out of a LOT of people. But got as much love in return.

    That magician movie with Steve Carrell that Carey was in wasn’t very funny, but he was funny because he had a small role as a Criss Angel-esque “extreme magic” douchebag in it. He pops up about three or four times in the film and steals every second.
     
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    It’s amazing how many stand-up comics became big-time actors. Sometimes people you don’t expect. Carey was a stand-up comic. So was Michael Keaton. And Eric Bana, that guy strictly did comedy before Chopper and Black Hawk Down.
     
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    Man, I dug Kinnison. Years ago, a few years after he died, I did some work for his publicist. She was an old Jewish lady like 75 or so and she had a picture of her and Sam in her living room that was signed

    "Dear (Whatever her name was), Lets fuck.

    Sam"

    She didn't have any signed photos of him left, but she gave me a few pieces of memorabilia she had still lying around. None of it collectible, but it was still cool to have.
     
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    I'll pay $5 to anyone who hunts down and punches in the throat whoever it was that did this to a Z28. It's a neutered 3rd generation, but I don't care. This is sacrilege.



    "Let's take a car who's only redeeming quality is it's handling and completely fuck that up."
     
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    Well I just got almost robbed tonight.

    How's everyone else's night going? Great? That's fan-fucking-tastick!!!

    Thin blue line, thank god they respond quickly. Turns out, never mind what the media says, cops actually care about people.
     
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    Keaton’s casting as Batman was probably the first real fanboy movie outrage. Now it’s an after-thought because he was so damn good, but if you look at old footage from the late 80s, nerds weren’t having it, and this was a decade before they could whine on the interwebz.
     
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    My daughter and I were watching Beetlejuice the other day, and her first comment on Keaton was “That Guy should be playing The Joker!” And she’s right. Keaton would have been great in the role. But I had to explain the hilarious casting he was coincidentally given (she hadn’t seen the 1989 Batman yet).

    ...that’s what Burton did, cast completely against type: the bombastic comedian played Batman, while Hollywood’s resident Mr. Cool Playboy played an utterly psychotic villain who was even more potent than the film’s hero.

    Batman 1989 is the best comic movie ever, a vety special movie indeed.
     
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    After 8 plus years of marriage and over a decade of knowing my wife, I guess I learn something new every day. Last night I learned that she's never had gumbo. I think I shat myself when she told me that.

    Today I'm making gumbo. I can only do a few things well. I can reach things on high shelves, I can lift heavy objects, I can fix almost anything except electrical (fuck that), and I can make a damn good roux.

    Thank fucking god our local grocery store has homemade andouille sausage.

    I'm in a debate right now with one of my good friends who was born and raised creole. She is convinced than any gumbo that has potatoes in it isn't actually a gumbo.

    I'm convinced that the only proper way to make a gumbo is to finely dice a few red potatoes, toss them in and let them make love with everything for about 12 hours before serving.

    And apparently bay leaves in gumbo are fighting words?
     
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    FIVE dollars?!

    I'd do it for free.

    Fun fact: one time a guy asked me if I could turn his '86 Buick Regal into a donk.

    I told him no.
     
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    I’ll pay someone $100 if I can punch someone in the face for ruining a classic car and get off without jail time.

    My father in law “retired” and now owns a shop where he restores classic cars. When I’m off work I get to help him out and try not to cum on what I’m working on. His daily driver is a 1941 Ford. I should probably get around to posting some pictures on here....
     
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