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[WDT] NATIONAL FLORIDA [man] DAY [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Jan 25, 2019.

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  1. bewildered

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    Even Florida Man deserves his own special day. Unfortunately Florida man's special day consists of jail.

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    Today is also National Irish coffee day.

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    Drink a cup of cheer and be happy, Idiots. It's Friday and your weekend is around the corner. Eat, drink, be merry, and try to forget about your Monday grind. I think we're having tacos this weekend and finishing setting up the patio pavers for our outdoor gym. Probably no pussy coffee unfortunately.

    Frozen Irish Coffee (as per McGuire's Irish Pub Cookbook)
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  2. Kubla Kahn

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    Why was arrested for just downloading? DMCA?
    I applaud his logic.
     
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    My hoarding spirit is strong and I totally get it.

    I'm just sorta glad that there are not easily accessible photos of Florida Man's sexcapades.
     
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    13 zettabytes? Yeah, that might be shopped.
     
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    Nooooo say it ain't sooooo
     
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    For real?

    1 Zettabyte = 1 million Petabytes.

    1 Petabyte of storage costs around $400k.

    Seems totally legit to me.
     
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    As someone who has been staring at web fonts all day, the kerning and line heights and weight of that headline are all kinds of jacked up.

    Plus it's in the CNN opinion section.
     
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    Can you think of a better way to spend $400 Billion?
     
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    I’ve easily streamed 13 zettabytes of porn in my life.
     
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    Four hundred billion games of “After Burner”. There you go.
     
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    That one is photoshopped but I'm pretty sure it's from a real story. I remember seeing it some time ago with a much more realistic number.
     
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    My beloved pit bull, Dixie, just died. I had her for about ten years.
    I don't know what happened; she was just laying in the grass outside my shop.

    She had been acting kind of weird for the last week (she kept walking in circles), but everything I was told to check came back negative.

    Chase rabbits in Doggy Heaven, girl.
     
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    Dear. God.

    Some of you may know that I took a job, not so much for the job itself, but more something to get me out of the house before I lose my mind while looking for a job (Even after I was told I was hired I continued sending out resumes.) I finished my first week today and I really don't know if I'm going back. It has been beyond belief.

    (Just to set the scene, this is doing customer service for a major retail chain and we have to take two weeks training)

    I knew I was in trouble Monday when we were informed the work uniform would be....whatever the fuck you want to wear. Torn jeans, t-shirts, hoodies, ball caps, whatever you want. It's been twenty years since I worked anywhere that didn't at least require business casual.

    By Tuesday half the class rolled in 30 minutes to an hour late. Wednesday we got a stern lecture about being on time. Punctuality has not improved. At. All.

    The noise level in the "Class", and I use that term very loosely, is intolerable. The instructor completely fails to maintain any sort of control over the "Employees." This week I have witnessed, with the instructor in the room: a wrestling match in the middle of the floor, a screaming match between two employees about who is a snitch, multiple people suddenly breaking into a dance and hooting while spinning in their chairs (And once one starts, others join in), a rap battle (Complete with cursing), people constantly propelling themselves across the classroom floor by scooting their chairs (Picture a room full of confused, loud robots whose movement algorithm has gone haywire.)

    And to top it off, this morning when I walked in everyone was going the other direction yelling "X has gone crazy, he says he's a trained killer and he's going to kill everyone." Like I give a fuck. I walked in the class and he didn't say a peep to me.

    So yeah, I'm thinking I may just opt to stay at home and lose my mind until I find something suitable rather then subject myself to another minute of this bullshit. Then again, maybe I'll stay and in 3 months I'll be in charge of the whole fucking cluster fuck.
     
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    Film that shit. It’s like you’re in one of those movies where a new teacher goes to a rough school and they can’t seem to get a hold on it. The kids just run roughshod over the whole thing.
     
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    He needs to connect more on the level, that’s the problem. Maybe do something the kids of today think is cool, like shooting pool or maybe they can teach him how to breakdance.
     
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    It sounds like he got a job at worldstar.
     
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    How do I reach these keeeeds?
     
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    Well, he is driving the right car for it.
     
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    They could start a breakdancing pool league. One that fights socioeconomic injustice.
     
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    Good. He can use the guns he owns and his cloud-shooting skills to kill every single last motherfucker that works there. Those fucking tools ruined YouTube, the internet, the world. If you hear somebody yelling their name in public, I will personally pay any TiB board member to slug them right in the throat.
     
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