Too bad. I was hoping for a throat test. Jackass was 15 years ago. Does this shit still entertain people?
My son said his first word today, which is normally awesome and a time for celebration. Except it's my wife's birthday. And his first word was "Dada." And now somehow I'm in trouble.
Yeah phonetically it's just easier to say, along with other words starting with a hard consonant like "duck," dog," "deer"... I guess if someone really wanted their kiddo to say "dick" as their first word that'd be a pretty easy one too. Following the hard consonant, the soft consonant words, like "mama," "more," "me," "mine" are the second easiest to say. Regardless, all of the linguistic theories in the world don't change the perceived reality of a woman who was greeted the morning of her birthday by her son's first word being "dada." One of the legendary "comedians vs. hecklers" tapes.
So Cardi B's the rapper that was a stripper, is she the one that has the videos of her performing sex acts while stripping with greasy looking Florida dudes? I swear I saw a video claiming just that about that but can't find where I saw it. edit never mind, it was for some other aspiring youtube star.
Yeah I was really hoping it was Cardi B though since she is the new media darling despite seeming quite retarded.
Pretty sure she is. Another thing: is rap so watered down now that they think THIS music is good? This is a Billboard number one song and it’s boring, stale garbage: ...that is nothing short of excruciating.
There is only one good source of music any more. Fuck Billboard... fuck the music industry as a whole... all praise the independent content creator. In other news, my new Frog Leap Studio swag showed up today, and it's all very high quality... colour me impressed.
I am surprised to see the Cardi B hate. Maybe she is retarded but I actually really like her album...and I usually hate rap.
Yeah, she’s not bad nor is she particularly good, but she is charismatic so I think that’s a huge part of it. I don’t mind her. The best description of her I think I read was that she’s music for people who think yelling wins an argument.
I just got my minister packet in the mail. I have my certificate to frame, a wallet card that's kinda a mini version of it I guess in case I need to marry people on the fly, a few marriage certificates, and a book detailing basically how to not fuck it up. Nothing more funny than a bunch of crazy religious family members on both sides and the bride and groom ask an atheist to officiate.
They're getting married in March so I have time to plot, but the current idea is actually to show up in similar regalia just to scare the crap outta them. And then underneath of course will be my blue jeans and formal cowboy boots, because that's how you get married in Texas. We are thinking for Halloween though that I should walk around in priest garb with my "Clergy" name tag and offer to perform marriages. My wife asked if I could also perform divorces, on myself.
That guy is one spontaneously funny motherfucker. And I’ll also credit Ghost to be the first black metal band with a Billboard-style radio hit. A really good one to boot.