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[WDT] NATIONAL DRINK A BEER WITH YOUR LAZY MUM DAY[NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Sep 6, 2019.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    It’s two parts. There is how the question is actually said.... but then there is what the question actually means. The question asked will be something along the lines of:

    “That was so much fun, sweetie. Tell me: Which of the girls was YOUR favourite dancer?”

    ...it doesn’t matter how the question is worded or how softly and playfully it is asked. The tone and the translation actually amount to:

    “So, asshole, which one of those sluts do YOU want to fuck the most?”


    ...and that is the Question That Is Impossible To Answer. I mean... technically you CAN answer it, but any answer to give will soon having you wanting to dig your cochleas out with spoons. Women who ask these kind of questions don’t do it out of curiosity, they do it out of sadism.
     
  2. scotchcrotch

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    It’s similar to the old “do I look fat in this dress?” line.

    There’s no correct answer. Step away and reassess.
     
  3. Crown Royal

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    The best answer is also question: “Do you like drama?”

    No? Then SHADDUP.
     
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    I don’t think you can do better than Red Forman, in situations like that.

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  5. Revengeofthenerds

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    They correct answer is "you're acting just like your mother."

    Then you drop the mic, get in your car, and drive far far away.
     
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