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[WDT] NATIONAL DRINK A BEER WITH YOUR LAZY MUM DAY[NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Sep 6, 2019.

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  1. GTE

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    Wifey also wants to check out a strip club. She's never been to one and thinks Vegas will have the best options.
     
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    Like everything in Vegas, the strip clubs are ridiculously expensive. The ones that come to mind are Spearmint Rhino and Palominos. SR is probably more in line for taking your wife.
     
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    @GTE Can't speak for the strip clubs. Almost did that but thought better of it.
    My one piece of advice is that for routine eating, go off the strip a couple blocks. Holy markup. Dinner was basically normal pricing in town but like $40+ for fast food lunch on the strip at Jack in the Box for 2 adults. We eat a lot but c'mon. WTF.
    Also, I'm not the biggest buffet lover, but Las Vegas turned me off that shit forever. Everything is designed to look pretty on the line all day but tastes like cardboard.
     
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    I'm starting to realize that most of my strongly held opinions are about food.
     
    #84 bewildered, Sep 11, 2019
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    Don't do that. There is absolutely no situation where that doesn't end poorly for you. The absolute best situation is that she files it away and brings it up during a fight ten years from now.
     
    #85 Clutch, Sep 11, 2019
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    I disagree. I've had great fun going to strip clubs with women who wanted to go for the first time. Some I was just friends with, some in relationships. Ends the mystery, ends the taboo. ymmv
     
    #86 Rush-O-Matic, Sep 11, 2019
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    I have to agree, some of the ones I went with (not in vegas) were more into it then the guys.
     
    #87 wexton, Sep 11, 2019
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    Ends the marriage.
     
    #88 Revengeofthenerds, Sep 11, 2019
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    Well, yeah. Besides the scientific fact 100% of women are in some way bisexual (at least the ones that go to college), that’s how it works. It’s like a white guy hanging in a crew of black guys: you better stand out where it matters, or you’ll be treated as a spy.
     
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    If your wife asks you to take her to a strip club, and you take her, and that ends the marriage? That marriage was already doomed.
     
    #90 Rush-O-Matic, Sep 12, 2019
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    My ex-wife used to love going to the strip clubs and watching sexy chicks dance... but that's not what ended our marriage. If anything, it made it stronger. We had no insecurities in our marriage.
     
    #91 Nettdata, Sep 12, 2019
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    This is all her. I haven't been to a strip club in probably 15-20 years and that's fine by me but I don't see how it's going to cause any harm to our marriage. We'll pay way too much to get in, way too much for a drink, critique the dancers, get bored and leave. I'm not going to leave her and go get a BJ in the champagne room or anything.
     
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    The only way it “ends the marriage” is if you’re married to the type of woman who, while leaving the strip club, will ask you the Question That Is Impossible To Answer.
     
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    What ends marriages is how you act at the strip club.
     
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    ftfy
     
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    I wish.
     
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    I was browsing Amazon for a particular external drive and this was below it.

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    Frequently?
     
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    If you really want to jazz up your wife, bring her to a strip club and keep a laser pointer in your pocket. Then when when the dancers come over you can point out on the stripper all the places that your wife needs to lose some weight. Then motorboat the stripper and stick a dollar in her ass crack. Or better yet, your tongue and pretend your playing a kazoo. Like this (0:14):



    Then spit at your wife.
     
    #98 Juice, Sep 12, 2019
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    I agree with this idea.
     
    #99 xrayvision, Sep 12, 2019
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    Which is what?
     
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