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[WDT] NATIONAL DRINK A BEER WITH YOUR LAZY MUM DAY[NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Sep 6, 2019.

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  1. greybeard

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    I like the safety instructions on the wrapper. Is there a history of lack of understanding of the bleeding obvious where this product is sold?
     
    #21 greybeard, Sep 7, 2019
  2. GTE

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    I can never get a good crust on my tri tips
     
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    We're Americans. We glorify in our lack of common sense and celebrate idiocy.

    I got hit on by an old lady today. She was probably about my age, but still....ewww. It was like talking to my grandma, which was bad enough, but when she started babbling about her two dead husbands I quickly made my get away.

    Girls my age were cute, sexy and fun when I was in my 20's and 30's. Those same girls all act and sound like every old lady I ever met now.
     
    #23 toytoy88, Sep 7, 2019
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    I had the same issues before I souped up my bbq.

    I drilled out the pilot holes so it’s crazy flow and super high BTUs.

    I also built my own grill with angle iron and 2” bar stock. Needless to say when I heat it up there’s a ton of thermal mass there to soak up and radiate tons of heat, never mind the high heat flames themselves.

    I can now crust/sear a piece of meat crazy fast, all without overcooking it past where I had it from the sous vide.

    Here’s some jerked chicken thighs from the other night... you can see what I mean. The grill is about 120lbs.

    It’s awesome.

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    #24 Nettdata, Sep 7, 2019
  5. Nettdata

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    The top checkered pattern piece is just an aftermarket weber “sear grate” or something that I bought and welded to the top of the grill.
     
    #25 Nettdata, Sep 7, 2019
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    It's going to be a long night.

    I just went out and had a smoke and the neighbor is having a huge party....like 50 people in the front yard babbling away in Spanish and then someone fired up the Mariachi music and they all yelled "AIIIEEEE!" at once.

    And for the record, if there were 50 people standing around with big belt buckles babbling away in hillbilly and yelled "Yee-Haw!" when they fired up country music I'd be just as annoyed.
     
    #26 toytoy88, Sep 7, 2019
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    Your roommate is gonna run outside barefoot to see what the commotion is then run back inside on the carpet and have to evict himself.
     
    #27 Revengeofthenerds, Sep 7, 2019
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    Apparently both my mother and one of my siblings developed arthritis when they were exactly my age. That explains the knees, and would have been nice for them to tell me, say..... when I started talking about my knee problems!!

    Note to all the parents out there: if you have any health issues that have any chance of being genetic, your children will greatly appreciate it if you let them know before they start having with those issues and wondering why.
     
    #28 Revengeofthenerds, Sep 8, 2019
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    Travel ball coaches are the definition of a man child who refused to grow up so they live vicariously thru the kids.
     
    #29 scotchcrotch, Sep 8, 2019
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    Not all the time. On occasion they’re a man child who had bad parents and/or never had sex coming of age so they live THAT vicariously thru the kids.
     
    #30 Crown Royal, Sep 8, 2019
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    This would be way more hilarious if it wasn't something that will inevitably happen to me someday.
     
    #31 Danger Boy, Sep 8, 2019
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    This hits way too close to home.
     
    #32 Nettdata, Sep 8, 2019
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    Travel ball is parents who can’t afford college spending the money they could save for college on the gamble their kids are better than mediocre at any particular sport.
     
    #33 shimmered, Sep 8, 2019
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    I prefer the tales from the aging honky trap house.
     
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    Well?
     
    #35 Nettdata, Sep 8, 2019
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    Don’t think he’s tri-ed it yet....
     
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    Sounded like he was prepping it for a bbq last night, so thought he would have tried it by now.
     
    #37 Nettdata, Sep 8, 2019
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    My company collaborated with Lego to build the latest blue tooth control systems for their next gen of Lego Technics. It was a very cool, very hush hush project in the company for quite a while, but now that it’s out there we’re allowed to talk about it. A bit, any way.

    Figured now’s a good time to give it spin.

    Step 1: big Yeti cup full of gin and tonic.
    Step 2: assemble.

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    #38 Nettdata, Sep 8, 2019
  19. Rush-O-Matic

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    Well, that doesn't look like fun at all.
     
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  20. Revengeofthenerds

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    As a father of two boys and someone who gets paid to incorporate things like these into our curriculum:

    you are a goddamn saint

    And if anyone is curious, that's about a $250 toy he's messing with there.
     
    #40 Revengeofthenerds, Sep 8, 2019
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