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[WDT] NATIONAL DRINK A BEER WITH YOUR LAZY MUM DAY[NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Sep 6, 2019.

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  1. bewildered

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    SEPTEMBER 6, 2019
    NATIONAL READ A BOOK DAY
    NATIONAL LAZY MOM’S DAY
    NATIONAL FOOD BANK DAY
    NATIONAL COFFEE ICE CREAM DAY
    NATIONAL BE LATE FOR SOMETHING DAY
    NATIONAL READ A BOOK DAY

    Sep 7th is National beer lovers day. Didn't we just have that? Or was that beer drinkers day?

    Focus: I was late for work this morning. Just celebrating a holiday boss! Actually no one gives a shit since I work alone and don't clock in. I'll just stay a few minutes later.

    I'm also a little late on this thread. One day, I'll be late for my own funeral.

    Anyone currently reading a book for pleasure? Share the title.

    Sep 6 porn star birthdays:
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    Alina Lopez
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    Happy Friday you idiots.
     
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    Saw the IT sequel last night. Meh.

    I loved the first installment two years ago and I love the book and miniseries.

    This was nearly 3 hours of Bill Hader jokes and bad CGI. A lot of flashbacks, a fair amount of footage replayed to remind the audience of the plot.

    I’m not sure what I expected, but I was bored and nearly walked about 2 hours into it. I won’t watch it again.
     
  3. Revengeofthenerds

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    Current book is Surviving the Extremes. Incredibly interesting, even if not directly applicable to everyday life (though some things in it are). Just a great read and I can’t recommend it enough.

    And cheers to hoping my knees aren't fucking shot. I just scheduled a dr appointment; making the 5k in a week is the least of my worries now, I'm just hoping I don't have some more serious damage. Tried to run yesterday and made it about 100 yards speed hobbling before giving up when I realized something was seriously wrong. Shit woke me up this morning it was so painful. I'm 31. My knees shouldn't feel like an engine seizing up.
     
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    I have a question. Could this lady be cited for not wearing a life jacket? I think she could claim she does indeed have a flotation device.
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    Depends. Is that seadoo on a trailer and the water is just in the background?

    I'm also curious as to why the key is in the ignition without it being attached around her wrist or clipped to her pussy lips.
     
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    Here's an idea....if a Dr prescribes antibiotics for you after a treatment, it's probably best to get that prescription filled in a timely manner. Waiting 22 fucking days, till a Friday, 3 hours after the office is closed, to find out the Dr fucked something up in the instructions and the pharmacy needs clarification does not make your situation an emergency. It makes you a dumbass. Whining at me "But I have an infection" does not garner you any sympathy. Yelling at me makes me even further distanced from your problem. You had 22 days to deal with this shit, it's not my fault, and quite frankly even though I'm not laughing in your face, trust me I am laughing. It's fucking hilarious. I hope your cooter falls off. Bitch.
     
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    Dude... the Blue Waffle thread was a few weeks ago...
     
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    A few years ago I had the flu, and being that I am somewhat educated, I knew that the flu is caused by a virus and therefore there is no point in getting antibiotics and I'd just have to ride it out. Being not totally educated, I did not identify the moment when the symptoms went from "flu" to "sinus infection," which would have been helped by antibiotics, which I did not seek, due to aforementioned knowledge of the flu. I rode out a bacterial infection with only my own immune system to help me, like some kind of French peasant.
     
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    Well fine then....

    How about this little story from today:

    Apparently, I had a new roommate for about 15 minutes. I never met the guy, but he got evicted in 15 minutes, which I believe is a new record.

    Have you ever heard the joke "How do you make a gay dude scream twice?"....fuck him in the ass and then wipe your dick on the curtains.

    I guess this new guy walked outside in his bare feet and then walked back into the house on the carpet...and he was 86'd. I'm not sure Crazy actually screamed out loud, but he tossed the dude over it.
     
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    The version of that joke I've always heard is much darker and involves a child and a teddy bear.
     
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    Isn't that illegal? Or does he run things under the table without a contract?
     
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    Who cares. I’d either be thumb-gouging his eyes or hustling out of there at the rate of an Olympic speedwalker if some strange idiot acted that way for no reason.

    People like that shoot others from clock towers. He should be dragged in to the funny farm for a 51/50 if you ask me.
     
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    What should I do to this? Never made a tri tip before.
     
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    Throw it into the wind and see if it returns back to you.
     
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    Ok so it didn’t.
     
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    Marinate it in 12oz beer, one cup soy sauce, one medium onion. Garlic Salt and. Black pepper rubbed into the meat before marinate. You can marinate it from one to 24 hours. If you are using charcoal. 45 minutes flipping every 15 minutes.

    Let it rest 10 minutes and slice against the grain


    Been my go to for 20 years. If you do not have time to marinate then garlic salt and pepper and you will be fine.
     
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    Thanks! It’s probably gonna get about 4-5 hours in the marinade before cooking. I’ve heard good things and that price seemed pretty good for a prime cut.
     
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    Yep. Exactly this. You MUST cut against the grain or you’re fucked. The thinner the slice, the better.

    You’ll be amazed at how tasty it is.

    And you can use any marinade that is part acid, part oil. I like olive oil, garlic, salt and pepper, and balsamic vinegar personally.
     
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    Definitely did the oil/vinegar thing in the marinade. Olive oil and splash of rice wine vinegar. Garlic, ginger, soy, sesame oil. I’m excited.
     
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