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[WDT] NATIONAL BUTTERED RUM DAY 1/17/20 [NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Jan 17, 2020.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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  2. GTE

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    Who the fuck sleeps like #13?
     
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    Ah, the Horny Frog position. Classic.
     
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    And guess what? Those jagoffs get paid more than I do, AND they have benefits.
    If they were only making minimum wage, I could maybe overlook that kind of bullshit.

    Shit like that is why I despise government employees.
     
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    My kid actually sleeps that way, but shes in a crib and doesnt have a pillow. I sleep more like #2, the others are just odd. #8 is the weirdest one of all. Thats the position you sleep in when you're in prison, waiting for your celly to rape you in the middle of the night.
     
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    #8 is like caught in the middle of a dance move. #10 is the way you sleep when you've gotten ready for bed and then die. They couldn't get pajama guy to pose in three more positions? And, had to add cartoon girl? I probably go through all of those, except #13, in the course of a couple nights.
     
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    Yeah 10 looks like he had a stroke on his way to take a piss in the middle of the night and they found him in the hallway like that.
     
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    Little kids most definitely sleep like that.
     
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    A little while back, I bought some button extenders for my pants. This wasn't the sort of thing I could buy at a big chain with the privacy of the self checkout lane, nor could I rip off the band-aid with a single purchase at a brick and mortar store. I ended up having to order them from Amazon, the abstract entity that will forever know that I'm currently having a hard time buttoning my pants. I had to submit that order and let my shame marinate while I waited for it to be delivered. Some poor bastard had to retrieve this item from the shelves and mail it to me.

    This morning, I gave up any pretext of dignity and daisy-chained two of those extenders together.

    #10 is actually my go-to position. I am only able to fall asleep on my stomach, but I also have issues with pinched nerves in my shoulders that mean my arms go numb quickly in most stomach-sleeper positions. I would bet that at least 50% of the time, my last thought before falling asleep is, "I probably look like a stupid asshole."
     
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    That probably depends on how many button extenders you have on your pajamas.
     
    #50 Rush-O-Matic, Jan 23, 2020
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    Do you think the extenders are for the butt-flap too?

    Cuz I kinda do...
     
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