Happy Nascar Day! Calling @Dcc001 to the red courtesy phone... When looking for sexy Nascar ladies, I found this article from 2017, stating that Nascar fans were scandalized at the Monster Energy girls. Think of the children. There's a mommy's milkies joke in here somewhere but I nominate someone else. It is also National Ride Your Bike to Work Day. @Aetius gets a ring for this one. Happy Friday idiots! Does anyone have hot plans?
When the pandemic started, I told myself I was going to ride the bike path to the beach and back every morning for exercise during WFH. Then I had the realization that I was just proposing commuting to my own bedroom each morning.
Okay folks, we're about to go see The Mars Volta right now, and I wanted to post a picture of the view outside of our hotel window, but I can't because the image is too large. Just one of many functions I can't access on this site when I'm using my phone. Nett, you should look into that.
I have a car, they're just not as useful as people say. I think I spent $50 in gas during the entire pandemic.
That's because you drive a European POS, and it spent a perpetuity in the shop waiting for defective parts.
I got in a collision on the highway once and the thing didn't even have any frame damage. Old idiot who spun out in front of me paid for the body work and it was back on the road good as new.
Neighbors put up a birdhouse and a bird feeder. Not 2 minutes after I took this photo, this guy made off with one of those birds in his talons
I have found my new favourite new comic... Jeff Arcuri. Dude does amazing crowd work, and I find him super funny. He's got a pretty good YT channel in case you're interested. https://www.youtube.com/@ComedianJeffArcuri
I've been watching his shit for a while. Was really hoping he'd take his shot at the comedy mecca and perform in LA so I could see him, but he seems to stick pretty close to NYC. It's best to go to the shorts section of his youtube page and just binge his crowd work. My favorite is his Shaggy bit: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_JvJMYUIx6E
At that range the scalpers will only charge you $400 to listen. Seriously, fuck artists who refuse to combat that shit. It’s no wonder she cares about what happens to her fans at her concert, they’re probably richer than she is.
My first time hearing him, pretty great stuff. For a second I was dreading that you were posting that fucking asshole who —literally— does PowerPoint presentations of his Twitter arguments and forces it on the club audience as stand-up comedy. And he has a following because he’s an “alternative comedian”. It’s the comedy version of making people look at your vacation slides.
Sweet, a new (to me) comedian. Now I'll have some new stuff to listen to while driving on vacation. I like listening to comedy channels on Pandora or iHeart Radio on long road trips. No big plans this weekend, but next Friday starts a 10 day vacation to see: 1) The Indy 500 2) Middle step-child and her husband and their new (and first) foster child 3) Kentucky to do some bourbon distillery tours and hopefully Churchill Downs What started out as a minor road trip to visit the kids expanded into a fantastic trip for me.
If it’s an iPhone you can choose the size. You have to click on it to bring up the s/m/l options. It doesn’t pop up automatically like emailing pics does. I stumbled over this too.
Did not know it was nascar day. The NASCAR all star race is this weekend though, which is usually good for a watch, as the winner gets $1 million so there's a lot of incentive to win, and thus a lot of crashes.... which let's be honest is the only reason anyone really watches it.