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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Apr 9, 2021.

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  1. Fiveslide

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    Really, the only time I watch TV is in bed, about an hour before we go to sleep. If I'm alone, I don't watch anything. I also get so little peace and quiet, I'll either just do something in silence or have a little music playing over my phone.

    The wife watches much more because of her immobility. I think she finished english Netflix, now she's working on foreign shows dubbed in english.
     
  2. Crown Royal

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    You want a kids show? I’ve got a kids show for you.

    Let’s try an experiment here. We’re going to try the first ever reaction video for TiB. This is especially directed @xrayvision but I want everyone’s opinion.

    ....okay, here we go. So, this Hasidic group in the north-east USA (I’m guessing Modern Orthodox?) made their own children’s show called “Fiveish”. I’m not going to say a word on what it is, but I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE this show was produced:

     
  3. downndirty

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    To the girls I may have unmatched on Tinder/OKCupid/Whatever:

    I'm sorry, you likely did nothing wrong, but I either masturbated and came to my senses (literally), or had a wild swing in confidence, based off of some other completely separate interaction. To keep my attention, you have to exhibit some sort of sexaul depravity, and I'm not ever going to your OnlyFans/Insta/SC or whatever the fuck.

    It probably wouldn't have worked anyway, because I do not watch crime shows and cannot fathom why every single woman in the DMV is obsessed with murder.

    Happy hunting/Thar she blows. Until desperation wins again,

    Love,

    DND

    PS, it's kind of a you problem, because...ffs look at my photos. One of them is me literally holding a cobra.
     
  4. Juice

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    You need to post all of this verbatim in you profile.
     
  5. downndirty

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    Well, yeah.

    I just removed the part about Steel Panther before I copied/pasted it here.
     
  6. Nettdata

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    Fail.
     
  7. Crown Royal

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    Jesus Christ. Why not just say you’re unemployed with a small dick if you want to be THAT uncool.
     
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    I think a photo of you taming a big cat would be a more fitting metaphor for the image you're trying to project on these lucky ladies.
     
  9. Clutch

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  10. jdoogie

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  11. NatCH

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    “I’m smarter than you, I’ll turn you into Pavlov’s Orgasm Dog, and I don’t brake for uggos.

    Anyway, DM me. I’m a nice guy!”
     
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    The evidence against me being smarter than anyone or nice is staggering.

    It is spelled "Pavlov" though.
     
  13. Revengeofthenerds

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    you're dating profile should just be "I will absolutely fuck you up."

    self-selecting group with that
     
  14. GTE

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    FTFY
     
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    my wife had her first concussion yesterday. They say couples become more and more like each other the longer they're together.
     
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    Would you still love her if she had a penis?
     
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    no
     
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    But she would be just like you!

    Hater.
     
  20. Revengeofthenerds

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    I don't even like seeing other dicks in porn. Why the fuck would I want one under some tits? I'd body shame the hell out of her until she made it go away
     
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